postmark_jensen

i nearly had a heart attack when i thought i'd made a grammatical error for thousands (or tens) of readers to ridicule. thank god for dictionary-dot-com:

"Usage Note: Irregardless is a word that many mistakenly believe to be correct usage in formal style, when in fact it is used chiefly in nonstandard speech or casual writing. Coined in the United States in the early 20th century, it has met with a blizzard of condemnation for being an improper yoking of irrespective and regardless and for the logical absurdity of combining the negative ir- prefix and -less suffix in a single term. Although one might reasonably argue that it is no different from words with redundant affixes like debone and unravel, it has been considered a blunder for decades and will probably continue to be so."

now i've probably just humiliated myself for not picking up on grammatical humor.

(ir)regardless, toes gives me hives and i'm convinced the devil has human feet.

did they change your gender assignment after your penis got cut off? that's what they did to that baby in canada when they botched his circumcision and removed the entire organ.

you have a max? i just have a species and consciousness requirement.