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Minneapolis

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Wednesday Dec 28, 2005

Dec 28, 2005
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It is 1:30 AM and the fucking garbage truck rolled in.

This is funny, cause liquor stores close at 10PM, bars close at 2AM, no package store can be open on Sundays, yet FUCKING GARBAGE TRUCKS WORK ANYWHERE BETWEEN MIDNIGHT AND DAWN!

Also, I think that I have to scratch my bum.
qato:
you'd better scratch it then. thanks for the zit-popper link. i must be psychically connected to the person who invented it. i used to daydream about having a square of skin on a frame so i could paint oil and mayo and stuff onto it and then pop all the wildly disgusting zits on it the next morning.
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