Chapter Seven
Mark shook his head and looked up. The room was the same room, the same curtains, the same table, the same television. He held his head high for a moment and took it all in: Was this the same life, the same world, that he left months ago? The table was solid to his touch. He stood up and rested his hand on...
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Mark shook his head and looked up. The room was the same room, the same curtains, the same table, the same television. He held his head high for a moment and took it all in: Was this the same life, the same world, that he left months ago? The table was solid to his touch. He stood up and rested his hand on...
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onio:
but swirl is yummm eeeeee 
qato:
hah! speaking in tongues. very pentacostal-james-baldwin-esque. i've never witnessed it myself--just as well, i'd probably have a heart attack then and there.
'Commentate' should be given a burial. I just don't like it as a word.
Again, I watch large men beat each other for fun. Tonight is Extreme Champions of King of the Cage. Mixed Martial Arts is one of those sports where you do NOT get worse as you get older, and it is sometimes fun to watch 25 year old fighter get cocky before...
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Again, I watch large men beat each other for fun. Tonight is Extreme Champions of King of the Cage. Mixed Martial Arts is one of those sports where you do NOT get worse as you get older, and it is sometimes fun to watch 25 year old fighter get cocky before...
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onio:
commentate doesn't like you either.8P
I am such a nerd.
There are now two women going through divorces who have asked me for a bit of help in taking care of some "business", yet I stay home enthralled with Guild Wars.
School starts tomorrow, but I'm taking the semester off to get my life in order. I think I'll start by putting down the ... wait a sec ... gulp...
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There are now two women going through divorces who have asked me for a bit of help in taking care of some "business", yet I stay home enthralled with Guild Wars.
School starts tomorrow, but I'm taking the semester off to get my life in order. I think I'll start by putting down the ... wait a sec ... gulp...
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postmark_jensen:
Well, since I'mmissing part of my toe, then I could squeeze you in that spot. Be forewarned, I never wash my feet and I go barefoot, even outside.
onio:
ewwwww eeee run away!
Not to be outdone by sexy girls, I put up my own rejected set. Fucking HOTNESS!
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qato:
i nearly had a heart attack when i thought i'd made a grammatical error for thousands (or tens) of readers to ridicule. thank god for dictionary-dot-com:
"Usage Note: Irregardless is a word that many mistakenly believe to be correct usage in formal style, when in fact it is used chiefly in nonstandard speech or casual writing. Coined in the United States in the early 20th century, it has met with a blizzard of condemnation for being an improper yoking of irrespective and regardless and for the logical absurdity of combining the negative ir- prefix and -less suffix in a single term. Although one might reasonably argue that it is no different from words with redundant affixes like debone and unravel, it has been considered a blunder for decades and will probably continue to be so."
now i've probably just humiliated myself for not picking up on grammatical humor.
(ir)regardless, toes gives me hives and i'm convinced the devil has human feet.
did they change your gender assignment after your penis got cut off? that's what they did to that baby in canada when they botched his circumcision and removed the entire organ.
"Usage Note: Irregardless is a word that many mistakenly believe to be correct usage in formal style, when in fact it is used chiefly in nonstandard speech or casual writing. Coined in the United States in the early 20th century, it has met with a blizzard of condemnation for being an improper yoking of irrespective and regardless and for the logical absurdity of combining the negative ir- prefix and -less suffix in a single term. Although one might reasonably argue that it is no different from words with redundant affixes like debone and unravel, it has been considered a blunder for decades and will probably continue to be so."
now i've probably just humiliated myself for not picking up on grammatical humor.
(ir)regardless, toes gives me hives and i'm convinced the devil has human feet.
did they change your gender assignment after your penis got cut off? that's what they did to that baby in canada when they botched his circumcision and removed the entire organ.
qato:
you have a max? i just have a species and consciousness requirement.
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postmark_jensen:
Again, ropes, tubes, cuffs, blindfolds, earplugs, balls...
Keep up the sarcasm and I'll just do more shopping.
Keep up the sarcasm and I'll just do more shopping.
onio:
yeah yeah promises promises *yawns widely*
postmark_jensen:
I can eat my knees.
Onio reads but leaves no comments. Someone needs to be tied up and hurt.
"They Live" is a really shitty movie, regardless of what I, or others, think of Carpenter.
Bummer and all that jazz.
Now, 1...2...3...JAZZ HANDS!!!!
"They Live" is a really shitty movie, regardless of what I, or others, think of Carpenter.
Bummer and all that jazz.
Now, 1...2...3...JAZZ HANDS!!!!
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postmark_jensen:
Wait a sec... YOU'RE the sub! If I want to collar you and make you earn your food and water, then I will.
But maybe we should wait till March first.
Then you are mine.
But maybe we should wait till March first.
Then you are mine.
onio:
ohhhhh... i thought you wanted me to help. my mistake.... i'm easily confused *goes back to chewing on strings and other important activities*
oh and is that why the comment button always says submit?
oh and is that why the comment button always says submit?
Wagon Watch: Day Two
Bust. Had the shakes bad. Not those lame-assed outside shakes, but the ones that move your guts. Remember that episode of Little House where the dorky kid gets hooked? Similar to that.
I gots me a bottle. yippe kai-yai motherfucker.
My cat cut me and the dog is laughing at me. Ewwwww, dog water!
Bust. Had the shakes bad. Not those lame-assed outside shakes, but the ones that move your guts. Remember that episode of Little House where the dorky kid gets hooked? Similar to that.
I gots me a bottle. yippe kai-yai motherfucker.
My cat cut me and the dog is laughing at me. Ewwwww, dog water!
Wagon Watch: Day Two
Listening to Haniibal world music sampler and drinking too much coffee. Dull, but feeling really pretty good. Day three is the "fall flat on my face day".
Listening to Haniibal world music sampler and drinking too much coffee. Dull, but feeling really pretty good. Day three is the "fall flat on my face day".
Life is so much fun.
I have quit drinking twice this month, but with only a few days each time to show for it.
Each time I quit I do the same thing: Have a good night, then pour it out and go to bed.
That is what I'll do tonight. I walked over to my best friend's apartment to borrow some sugar, and I...
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I have quit drinking twice this month, but with only a few days each time to show for it.
Each time I quit I do the same thing: Have a good night, then pour it out and go to bed.
That is what I'll do tonight. I walked over to my best friend's apartment to borrow some sugar, and I...
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deanei:
I might know you. Did you pull me out of the fight at the Cow's show at the 400 about 10 years ago?
postmark_jensen:
Not me, although Shannon punched me in the face with the mic at Rock For Choice about 12 years ago. I accidentally forearmed him in the face with a arm full of spikes.
My remix of MC Chris's "Tractor Beam".
It's dark. Bet you didn't see that coming.
Oh, and by the way, I killed your kitten. I thought it could handle me in it's butt. I'm so sorry. I'll buy you a smoothie at "JambaYamba's Shakes And Fucking Shit Like That" to make up for it. I have a coupon.
Do you still love me?
Tractor Beam
It's dark. Bet you didn't see that coming.
Oh, and by the way, I killed your kitten. I thought it could handle me in it's butt. I'm so sorry. I'll buy you a smoothie at "JambaYamba's Shakes And Fucking Shit Like That" to make up for it. I have a coupon.
Do you still love me?
Tractor Beam