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Today, I try to make ramen without heat.

2 cups room temp water. Add mix and noodles. I'll check it every hour to see if I can indeed make ramen without turning on the burners. Should be easy since the noodles are nothing but bleached wheat and salt.

I wanna try mac and cheese next. Then "Sun pizza". That last one will prolly kill me...
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My nipples are hard for no reason. I can't help but wonder if they *should* be upright, and that maybe I am missing something simple that only my nipples can fathom.

Okay: Here is a full song. I had a distribution contract in Second Life. It fell through, So enjoy a track from the never to be released album "Dust".

_Curly_, by "The Illustrious Pubes",...
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I also love The Residents. My take on how they would cover the meow mix song:
mmmmmm kitty food

The greatest part of being a compete airhead is that you get to re-experience shit on a regular basis!

I was just rumaging through old songs and found this piece I wrote. I did it to stuff a proverbial log in the eye of my family members who think that I can do little more than scream at a microphone while hurting a guitar.

I...
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Am I just a big bucket of 'tard for wanting to piss on the parade of someone I don't know?

I just saw this set, and after reading the text (PuhLEASE! SGs all over - if you are a a monthly chum-bucket of shallow, stop writing deep bullshit!), I wanted to go in and just rip.

Ugly people learn, pretty people coast. Fuck B&W,...
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Bungee Nuts: A film for Onio in one part:

<edit> Just waaaay too stupid to allow to exist any longer </edit>

Music by Rudimentary Peni.

Wagon Watch: Day 1, 2, 0

I slit the sheets the sheets I slit and on the slitted sheet I sit.

I forked the duck, then ducked the fork,
for fifty ducking dorks were forked,
then for the dorks I flicked a fork,
the dorks ducked flicking forks of course.
For forty shorts for ducking forks,
she shipped slit shorts for dorks of course,
but...
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I suggest that every human who reads this spread the following meme: Greeting another person is best done by hitting your chest with one hand while yelling "CHAKA KHAN LET ME ROCK YOU!"

Video of this to be posted forthwith. Or fortwidth. Or for wendt. Not really clear on that bit.

For those who love, love this:
Melt Banana - If It Is The Deep...
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Wagon Watch: Day Zero.

I figured out why I hurt so bad today. I also figured out how to make the pain stop.

Well, tomorrow. I can get my hands on perc, but not sure if I should use perc to cut the withdrawals. Probably not a good idea.

My delivery guy gift wrapped my bottle of vodka, and welcomed "me back" when he stopped...
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Wagon watch: Day Four

I'm feeling good about myself. I'm feeling...carefree?

My second hard drive in the server started screaching last night. Running chkdsk now to try and salvage my movies and porn. Actually, the most I'd lose is my Server 2003 boot and all the episodes of "Masters of Horror" that I've collected. Only a 23GB drive, so replacing is no issue. $20 will...
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