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not a fun entry, eh?

deleted all - this was a 500 word intro that I wrote on a whim. I now see this as a basis of a novel of God (Griffith Lloyd), his brother Benjamin, and his sister Sarah.

God is a bit of a black sheep, and the novel is from Ben's person, as he tries to restrain God from destroying His sandbox.

Do you read my journal? Leave a comment.

I just wonder who reads this. I have been surprised, so please keep surprising me.

Speaking of surprising, I just ate my foot! I didn't think I could do it, but there you go! Surprise! All gone!

I need someone to come over and help me clean my apartment. Not that it is dirty, it is just...
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Now that the days are getting longer, Maeve (my 9 year old cat) is in her confused period where she thinks that she gets fed near sunrise. This happens every year - long nights mean longer sleep for me, short nights mean that she tries to get fed at progressively earlier times.

This morning she bit me awake (she normally tries meowing in my face...
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My roommate, Janey, figured out the percentage of the world's population that actually like me:

3.07x0.000000030769%

I would like to point out that when I rattled off the names of people who like me, I did not include her, nor did she in the calculations.

I gotta go cry now...

YES! Onio is crying while she watches this.

My friend Jessica shared this with me:
"Make You Happy Tonight"

From All Things Considered:
Brokeback to the Future

Shining

Sleepless in Seattle

More and story at:
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5200607

...Mother said to me: "Zhen! There won't be a penny in the house tomorrow, and the money your father is sending still hasn't come today. It's really desperate! Now you hurry over to Auntie Zhang's to borrow a dollar again..."

I broke out the SMG (as there was limitless ammo on the back of my jinriksha), and strafed the storage room of Headcrabs. Finished, I...
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Many girls want to be carnal with me, because I'm such a premium dancer.

Ages ago, when I was a yellow cab driver, Thorn on REV105 played an "extended" radio mix of Will Smith's "Getting Jiggy With It".

I had to pull over to laugh my ass off.

Now I give you the extended remix of Jiggy:
http://post.markajensen.com/scratch/Jiggy_With_It_Extended_Play.mp3

Fiber versus water.

If you have ever drank fiber supplement to kick the shit out of your bowels (literally), then you know how chunky it gets after a few seconds.

So I'll see how much water fiber will absorb before it turns from a brick of bowel love to a slippery stew of cabbage vomit.

One tablespoon of fiber supplement.
One cup of water.
One...
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