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Q: Why did the mobius strip NOT cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
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WRITE A NEW JOKE EVERY DAY!!!

Today's attempt in Second Life with Onio:

You: Now, I will make up a new joke! Not good, just new!
OPM: oh no
You: Gimme a noun
You: and a verb
You: and no I do not have madlips here
OPM: spoon, perturb
OPM: madlips! lol
You: A spoon walks down the street. A fork walks up to...
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kleio:
*snerk* Well, I've heard worse. Thanks for the comments on the pics. The cat-noise pic was totally an accident. =P
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Zach Galifianakis:

I was drinking, and I got a henna tattoo that said "forever".
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still bored:

CHALLENGE

Listen to this as loud as you would your favorite song, all the way through.

It's my evil mix of Air Supplie's Unchained Melody.

It is fucking hard. Wait for the end. If you make it to the end, then give me the mad props I deserve for mixing the most horrible SCREAM ever. (hint: cows getting slaughtered, scream queens, and lots...
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onio:
it burns it burns...
postmark_jensen:
test

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*crap alert - but gotta do something tonight*

It was a Tuesday. I was at her apartment for once. We met at the cheap-as-a-roaches'-life Chinese place on the corner of Hawthorne and 23rd. We spent a few nights at my place, a few nights behind the Chinese place, a few nights at my friends' places.

You could say it was a close relationship, but only...
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JAZZZZZZ HAAAANDSSSSS!!!

Just a repost of my music cause I'm bored and got no feedback previously.

Curly, by the Illustirous Pubes

Meow Mix as done by The Residents if they ever did it

Walking WIth A Purpose. One day, I'll write music for a tiny tiny film about walking. Purposefully.
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onio:
he does nothin fer me.. *yawn* bok