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I just noticed that I'm close to being deep, so I just want to take a moment and say, with no poetry and no irony and no cheekiness, that I like jiggly boobs.

And, again, with no irony or cheekiness, I use my poetry skills to dispell any lingering thoughts of my greatness, the way an asshat blows away the smoke from around your face...
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velvetwench:
pride?

ARRR!!!
tez:
Thanks for the comment on my set! Those leaves are my favourite. It's weird, but I think they have so much character.

kiss
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Transformers
No One Bought.
by henry s. kivett

The one that turns into a clipboard

The Infecticons

The Homobots

The NeoCons

Lactimus Prime

The Molesticons

The Sci-Fi/Fantasy-Cons

The Go-Bots

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/20HenryS.Kivett.html
kleio:
Actuallly, it's a Dead Kennedy's "Give Me Convenience or Give Me Death" poster. At least, I believe that's the one you're referring to.
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I just heard a sports announcer say that someone was "doing exactly similar things" as before.
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Do you know what? I think that one of the unsung moments of pop music is the wind section of Brian Eno's 'The Fat Lady of Limbourg'. I mean the entire song. Listen now, wear headphones, and pay attention to the saxes, then buy the fucking album...

Here there be eyeless whales...
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What a great weekend capped with horror. I felt good, so I cleaned, organized, tossed shit, went shopping for groceries, and worked on my anxiety and depression. I didn't drink at all, and I felt good about that - not hotwired like I normally feel.

Today, all excited to share with my shrink how I've been doing, I find out that the free clinic I...
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jesus fuck I'm bored
kleio:
Unfortunately, no, I haven't shot a new set - I just happened to see Clio post on the boards and checked out her profile. I'd just planned on using Clio myself since I decided I wanted to be an SG. *shrug* Like I said, it's no biggie.
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Two more mp3s and an extra page of (honestly) fucking hilarious crap.

http://www.markajensen.com/
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postmark_jensen:
The blonde hair and the buckets of fat (like I shoould talk) just made me *want* to see this happen. Poor guy though - he was likely the sexiest guy ... in his own mind...
kleio:
Um. Fuck. Pancakes + my ass = WOO!!

Thank you. Thank you for that. Wow.
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Two evil songs from the 80s.

Dirty Little Creatures (yeah, Rob Zombie is so original)
http://post.markajensen.com/Forums/SG/dirtylittlecreatures.mp3


Kick Fuck You (I don't recall recording this, yay for blackouts!)

http://post.markajensen.com/Forums/SG/kickfuckyou_rm.mp3
cheech:
Who's that in the Profile? Looks so familiar.

I was scrolling your Journals; the woman DOES look hotter in the "before" pic, but a certain percentage of the time plastic surgery can help folks, so I dunno. Sometimes it works, sometimes not. It's kinda like spirituality. I like long noses; knee-jerk smallening of noses strikes me as awful (many of my fave Sgs have long noses). And breast implants are, you know... they get ruptured and icky.

I AM unequivocally for the torture of "Unchained Melody." It's one of the standards I hate across the board. One that I hate much more is "What a Wonderful World" (the Louis Armstrong one, not that Sam Cooke tune, which I love). Even Joey Ramone's version makes me ill.

I like "Kick Fuck You"; I think my fave thing is the title.

[Edited on May 02, 2006 3:59PM]