postmark_jensen

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State And Main by David Mamet:

"It's not a lie; it's a gift for fiction."

I GOTS ME A JOB!!!

I'm still unemployed, but I'm drunk! WOOHOO!

Chatting with Story Takakura...

I desperately want to see a fake commercial for croutons based on this song. Hopefully it would be nothing but white people smiling and eating steaks with a tiny salad with slow motion crouton application. That would be a great opposite to these lyrics...based on Good Times...

Croutons
Any time you need some spicin'
Croutons
Bringin' greens to eat with bread
Croutons
What a spicy...
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Today, one of the grossest things that has ever happened to me happened. I had a large, half-dollar sized blister on the back of my heel. It was full of pink-tinged pus, and was leaking slightly at the top. I was sitting on a bench, hunched over, poking at it. Since there was a small hole at the top, I decided to put pressure on...
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I am trying to remix old four track tapes from over a dozen years ago. For some reason that makes me feel like I should feel like a perv to be here, even though I wrote my first punk song when most of the models were not yet born. I don't feel bad or guilty or icky, I just noticed that this song I'm going...
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Michael J Nelson from MST3K is now selling MP3s of riffs for movies. All you have to doo is sync it up with the movie.

It's in the beta phase so the RiffTrax are only 1.99 each. So far "Road House" and "The Fifth Element"!

Go get some: http://www.rifftrax.com/