this morning, i dreamed about a crazed man, unhappy with the state of the world. he wanted to change things. his small attempts did not attract attention, so he had concluded that launching a nuclear weapon definitely would. he also decided he would perform surgery and remove a portion of the brain for anyone interested in staying alive. i had only agreed to the surgery so i would come face to face with him. whilst in line, i saw him. an argument ensued. i explained that this was wrong, not everyone is doomed. we read, we learned, we weren't all compassionless, selfish zombies. he wouldn't hear of it. not at all. thus, i turned him into a hamster. and i set him inside a hamster cage. this did not hold. somehow he ended up a baby sitting in a high chair, and then an old man. fuck, i thought, and changed him into coins. this way, i could hand them out to randoms and they'd all be so far apart, he couldn't rejoin. just then, i heard singing and glanced out my window. vast amounts of children walking hand in hand down the street. singing something. my nephew was there. i called him out and gave him a coin. i asked what this was about and he said they were going to the celebration of osiris. osiris!? odd. and it ended there.
i expect today to be the longest day in the history of days. for me. i will have a harry potterthon to pass time. has everyone checked out the goblet of fire trailor? i can't wait! i enjoyed that book so much. i don't want to wait until november! however when i do see it, it must be on an imax screen. the prisoner of azkaban was phenomenal on the imax.
i am so going to disneyland and i cannot wait for that either. i am filled with the joy of 4 year old at the thought. i want to engage in some real life dwarf jumping. i suspect this may not go quite as planned given my smallish size. but will that stop me?! hell no! or maybe so. think i should ask permission first? would that be weird? hey dopey, mind if i jump over you a couple times? i kind of have this thing ...
i've been listening to a ton of rjd2 lately. though i still have not compiled it onto a cd. yesterday, i created the best cd ever. the oh canada cd. full of my favourite bands; not surprisingly composed of 75% paper bag/arts & crafts. i wanted to add some do make say think, kc accidental and valley of the giants but it did not fit in at all. mostly do to it being a little too relaxing. i could throw it onto a cd with dirty three no problem.
after tomorrow, everything may change. wish me luck! anyone want to give me a drive to the airport? i fear public transportation! or the airporter, to be more exact.
lastly, while conversing about childhood animals the other day, i recalled this photo. i had ridiculously long hair.
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i expect today to be the longest day in the history of days. for me. i will have a harry potterthon to pass time. has everyone checked out the goblet of fire trailor? i can't wait! i enjoyed that book so much. i don't want to wait until november! however when i do see it, it must be on an imax screen. the prisoner of azkaban was phenomenal on the imax.
i am so going to disneyland and i cannot wait for that either. i am filled with the joy of 4 year old at the thought. i want to engage in some real life dwarf jumping. i suspect this may not go quite as planned given my smallish size. but will that stop me?! hell no! or maybe so. think i should ask permission first? would that be weird? hey dopey, mind if i jump over you a couple times? i kind of have this thing ...
i've been listening to a ton of rjd2 lately. though i still have not compiled it onto a cd. yesterday, i created the best cd ever. the oh canada cd. full of my favourite bands; not surprisingly composed of 75% paper bag/arts & crafts. i wanted to add some do make say think, kc accidental and valley of the giants but it did not fit in at all. mostly do to it being a little too relaxing. i could throw it onto a cd with dirty three no problem.
after tomorrow, everything may change. wish me luck! anyone want to give me a drive to the airport? i fear public transportation! or the airporter, to be more exact.
lastly, while conversing about childhood animals the other day, i recalled this photo. i had ridiculously long hair.
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
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Gardimus said:
I hope they didnt give you a body cavity search at customs.
i hope they did.
pervy hand attack +2
i miss you too, but you're tough and awesome and you'll do fine.