posh

there's this game i play when out on the street. it is called the that guy does this and this and that game. basically, you see someone, or something and begin guessing what they are like. i enjoy it greatly. in the parking lot of shopper's drug mart i was at, there was a mercedes with the license plate amore. and so the game began. clearly, the owner of this car is an authentic italian. his father is in the import/export business. though, not the mob front one. marble ornamental elephants decorate his residence. he speaks words such as how do you say. he wears suits every day. even on sunday. his sheets are silk and the colour of gold. it went on for a while.

another game i enjoy, yet can be found quite difficult is the irony game. i dislike how often people misuse the word ironic. thus was born the irony game. basically, you have to come up with an ironic situation. and um, that's it. okay really, it's just in its formative phase. but one day it will explode!

i've spent the past couple nights watching episode upon episode of season three of the x-files. this season is definitely one of the better ones. i much prefered the show before it went all alien/government conspiracy. the random oddities just work better. the highlight of the episodes last night was the creepy man preying on lonely chubby women over the internet. he would invite them out, initiate a session of making out and then regurgitate a gel like stomach acid all over them. and then he ate their pre-digested bodyfat. tasty.

thanks times a billion to opticnerve for selecting me to win his contest. the murloc triumphs again. i can't wait to get my hands on that adrian tomine book. huzzah!

want to know just how big a loser i am? the majority of my saturday night was spent in game in gadget. on the very top of the inn. it was my first time, you see. or consuming savory deviate fish and turning into pirates and ninjas. there was also some noggenfogger consumed. shrunken mount racing ensued. this was all very fun. i made new friends. then i went to bed, watched x-files and drew elves.

i am now a mean level 50. i also learned of a secret pet chicken thanks to wismac. to start the quest, you must strut about like a chicken in a certain place. anyway. my character is hot. and wearing swashbuckler gear. yarrrrrr. and come on, i have two pet chickens now. ancona forever.



ps. i am still overly excited about going to E3.