Porn and Beer
I just got home from my friends (who are 3 guys) house where we all watched porn and drank Rolling Rock...I swear I am a total dude..its lame. But watching porn with a bunch of guys is interesting, like how I notice all the shit in the background and all they notice is tits and the vag....lol
I finished my poem finally,...
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I just got home from my friends (who are 3 guys) house where we all watched porn and drank Rolling Rock...I swear I am a total dude..its lame. But watching porn with a bunch of guys is interesting, like how I notice all the shit in the background and all they notice is tits and the vag....lol
I finished my poem finally,...
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More than this..you know there's nothing.
I feel fucking depressed. Its been a low kinda day I guess.
Im trying to finish a poem to "share with the class" for tomorrow, and its really not working out, i feel like I've been trying to get it up for hours and its just not happening...I need mental viagra, whatever that may be. Someone get back to...
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I feel fucking depressed. Its been a low kinda day I guess.
Im trying to finish a poem to "share with the class" for tomorrow, and its really not working out, i feel like I've been trying to get it up for hours and its just not happening...I need mental viagra, whatever that may be. Someone get back to...
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zaccone:
aww so sad 
mental viagra, there's this stuff at the vitamin shoppe thats suppossed to give you more focus 
mental viagra, there's this stuff at the vitamin shoppe thats suppossed to give you more focus 
bashster:
cheer up doll !,i am comin out in sympathy for you,see ya BASH
I saw the sunrise
Well the party was fantastic, there were alot of great people there, and i had lots of fun, so much in fact that I was there untill 6 am! I looked outside to see the sun rising and had to dash home, before my car turned into a pumpkin!
Then when I awoke, I watched U2 being inducted into the rock...
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Well the party was fantastic, there were alot of great people there, and i had lots of fun, so much in fact that I was there untill 6 am! I looked outside to see the sun rising and had to dash home, before my car turned into a pumpkin!
Then when I awoke, I watched U2 being inducted into the rock...
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bashster:
back from the abyss welcome young porty hope you are here to stay for a few days! 
voodo0:
alright an all nighter!......yeah booooo school 
Im baaaaaaaack!
I just got outta the shower!
Now I have to get ready to go to party, lets hope its awesome and a half shell!
I missed you all!!
xox
I just got outta the shower!
Now I have to get ready to go to party, lets hope its awesome and a half shell!
I missed you all!!
xox
artrob:
a clean machine? your either hung over right now or...
voodo0:
party!!....have fun 
I should go to sleep!
I have been up for more than 24 hrs, and I dont feel it at all, I must be a CRACKHEAD!
Well tomorrow is the last day of class, then I leave to go home for spring break..boooo
And im very upset that im not going to the UK to be a sex slave...nor anywhere else mildly interesting! Dammit!
But...
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I have been up for more than 24 hrs, and I dont feel it at all, I must be a CRACKHEAD!
Well tomorrow is the last day of class, then I leave to go home for spring break..boooo
And im very upset that im not going to the UK to be a sex slave...nor anywhere else mildly interesting! Dammit!
But...
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voodo0:
have a good weekend...at least no more class 
tarnish:
ewan is the ultimate sexy!!!
Thanks for complimenting my guitar, it's my precious I tell you.
Boo for having to go home for spring break, you should be going somewhere fun. Like LA, or the UK, or NOLA. Well, I hope where ever you end up, you have a blast. Tell my papy and your momma I said hello, and tell Rene(Reen: seriously, gramma gummow was puffing the dank when she named that foo')he should call his eldest child sometime, since her broke ass can't afford long distance.
Thanks for complimenting my guitar, it's my precious I tell you.
Boo for having to go home for spring break, you should be going somewhere fun. Like LA, or the UK, or NOLA. Well, I hope where ever you end up, you have a blast. Tell my papy and your momma I said hello, and tell Rene(Reen: seriously, gramma gummow was puffing the dank when she named that foo')he should call his eldest child sometime, since her broke ass can't afford long distance.
Such and smart girl!
Well I got a 97% on my Environmental Science midterm! Woohoo! All the studying paid off..now I just have one more class to finish work for, and im done...then its off to my glamourous hometown for spring break! (its not really cool at all, and im a little bummed that i am spending my spring break there) but i never recieved...
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Well I got a 97% on my Environmental Science midterm! Woohoo! All the studying paid off..now I just have one more class to finish work for, and im done...then its off to my glamourous hometown for spring break!
(its not really cool at all, and im a little bummed that i am spending my spring break there) but i never recieved... Read More
voodo0:
97%! God Damn!...congrats. What?! you didnt get my tickets... 
...i wanna be your sex slave. ... Im going to go watch a moive too
...i wanna be your sex slave. ... Im going to go watch a moive too
bashster:
bugger you,re not comin to England ,should have said my private jet could have been sent then limo from airport to the penthouse suite in London.Then a famous sayin in old blighty
'wined,dined and 69 ed!' .Anyway when your at home have some mugshots taken!.
ps my butler jeeves says is time for brunch sir!so i,m off .
goodbye me ladeee! Bah poashasf@:kbish
,should have said my private jet could have been sent then limo from airport to the penthouse suite in London.Then a famous sayin in old blighty
'wined,dined and 69 ed!'
.Anyway when your at home have some mugshots taken!.
ps my butler jeeves says is time for brunch sir!so i,m off
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goodbye me ladeee! Bah poashasf@:kbish
Pabst!Blue!Ribbon!
Well I havent updated in 4 days, I was busy with school! Ahh! Too much work to be done, and im not done yet.DAMN!
Last night was alot of fun, We all went out to the bars, which were soooo crowded with lots of hot babes and strange people, and a man dressed as captain morgan! It was great, cool bands, and then I...
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Well I havent updated in 4 days, I was busy with school! Ahh! Too much work to be done, and im not done yet.DAMN!
Last night was alot of fun, We all went out to the bars, which were soooo crowded with lots of hot babes and strange people, and a man dressed as captain morgan! It was great, cool bands, and then I...
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artrob:
hey cutes
hellomrworld:
how has the winter in Moscow been ... being spanked is not very dominant ))
))My infinite nature
Today I was a total slacker, and I feel like such an ass for it. I was supposed to drive to spokane, so I sluffed class, but then I didnt end up going because my lazy ass friend. So we ate some burgers and watched I <3 Huckabees, which I luvvv! Its so funny to me, and my friends really liked it....
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Today I was a total slacker, and I feel like such an ass for it. I was supposed to drive to spokane, so I sluffed class, but then I didnt end up going because my lazy ass friend. So we ate some burgers and watched I <3 Huckabees, which I luvvv! Its so funny to me, and my friends really liked it....
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rodan:
lol - careful what you wish for - I've got a credit card and I'm not afraid to use it!
artrob:
I'll take you to the south of France...no strings attached...
Its fun going to bars on monday!
I just got home from Blue Monday at the bar, I had a drink called a vibrator, and it was no where near as good or fun as my vibrators..booo! But it was fun nonetheless, I got lots of compliments on my Ninja Turtles t-shirt, but then I realized it wasnt the turtles that was being complimented, it...
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I just got home from Blue Monday at the bar, I had a drink called a vibrator, and it was no where near as good or fun as my vibrators..booo! But it was fun nonetheless, I got lots of compliments on my Ninja Turtles t-shirt, but then I realized it wasnt the turtles that was being complimented, it...
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geza_x:
goddam computer ate my comment:
BATTERY ACID?!?!? well, that just leaves more wiggly slurpy yummies for those of us who know better.
BATTERY ACID?!?!? well, that just leaves more wiggly slurpy yummies for those of us who know better.
tarnish:
thanks girly, you are too kind.
I got that shirt at hot topic on clearance for 4 dollors. w00t!
I wanna ninja turtles t-shirt. I used to have a bad ass gumby shirt, I think my brother stole it. Dude, I dont know if you heard, but Justin is fucking engaged! he's getting married in July supposedly, he graduates HIGH SCHOOL in June!I could kill the little fucker. it's lame.
Poon does not taste like freakin battery acid! That guys had himself some funk-nasty pussy. That's fo' sho'.
Someone should buy you a digital camera so all the pervy fucks here on SG can compliment your boobies. I swear, they love tits so much around here, you'd think it was a porn site or somethin.
So in the end, boobies rule, clean vag doesnt taste like battery acid, and vibrator drinks are no where near as fun as the toys themselves. amen.
thanks girly, you are too kind.
I got that shirt at hot topic on clearance for 4 dollors. w00t!
I wanna ninja turtles t-shirt. I used to have a bad ass gumby shirt, I think my brother stole it. Dude, I dont know if you heard, but Justin is fucking engaged! he's getting married in July supposedly, he graduates HIGH SCHOOL in June!I could kill the little fucker. it's lame.
Poon does not taste like freakin battery acid! That guys had himself some funk-nasty pussy. That's fo' sho'.
Someone should buy you a digital camera so all the pervy fucks here on SG can compliment your boobies. I swear, they love tits so much around here, you'd think it was a porn site or somethin.
So in the end, boobies rule, clean vag doesnt taste like battery acid, and vibrator drinks are no where near as fun as the toys themselves. amen.
I think tonight is the night i finally lose my mind,
I accidentally looked at the thread about the scary boob,and it freaked my shit out, and i cant sleep now, and im all itchy and i think im going to pass out! I think i have a phobia of that gross picture! Oh god!!!
I think i will stay up all night terrified that...
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I accidentally looked at the thread about the scary boob,and it freaked my shit out, and i cant sleep now, and im all itchy and i think im going to pass out! I think i have a phobia of that gross picture! Oh god!!!
I think i will stay up all night terrified that...
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zaccone:
mmmm nipple larva j/k
j/k
wagon wheel
a vase
the top of a haystack
the bowl of fruit in the kitchen!
Brit porn sucks,also look at a guy when hes watchin porn nine times outta ten he will cover up his hard on with a pillow or something a bit like brit porn lol!.enjoy the rest of the weeks ass fuckin midgets 4 and lend me it when youve done!
GRUNDTAL! BASH!