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Tom Cruise and the End of Days

I had a dream last night, that tom cruise was teaching classes as a guise to brainwash me into becoming a scientologist, so i didnt show up to class anymore..and he started chasing me!

I really fear and dislike tom cruise now, i used to love him when he made films with hardcore gay undertones (Top Gun) or...
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bashster:
tom cruise and that katie holmes make me wanna puke!.Sickly cute give me a pammy and tommy lee everyday of the week!.
Hows it going porty you minx!.
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At this moment i am being forced to listen to country music..its corroding my soul!

Hmm, I think i might actually go to my "job" today at the radio station. I really hate being there because i dont know what im supposed to do and nearly everyone that works there are elitist asshole music snobs. And most of them have pretty shitty taste in music....
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logicalbomb:
Sounds like you work with a bunch of douche bags, there are a reason bands go major, and that's because there must have been a concensus in large that they where good enough to be paid to make music. I don't like people who do that whole underground and only the underground scene. Anyways, it's sweet you work at a radio station, is it a rock station? I wanted to work for rock 94.5 but i've honestly been a combination of too busy and too lazy to make time to get up and do something about it lol
bashster:
You picked a fine time to leave me lucille four hungury children and a crop in the field,weve had some bad times......THATS why countrys shit kenny fucking rodgers dolly penisface Parton,Tampax wynette,i only like jonny cash!.
Sorry babes for the rant grab your pleated skirt rhinestoned denim shirt saddle up on my well endowed horse and i will ride you to the safety of a full on rock show sound good?
ride you to safty sounds kinda rude double entendra as the french say!
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Too much coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eeek


I just saw Broken Flowers, good flick. Bill Murray needs to win something, because he is amazing!

Now im going to clean because im all spracked on coffee.
woohoo!

witchdoctor:
I'm out of town, but if you want to go to Pullman, you can clean my house... Coffee on the kitchen counter - help yourself wink smile
witchdoctor:
Okay, forget the house cleaning biggrin
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Today i did not accidently pee myself..lol


It rained all day, it was nice, and I watched this french film that I personally felt was sort of trite and dull. But I also fell asleep during the middle of it, so maybe i missed something..

I have so much homework to do, but i dont want to start it.

I feel sort of wierd posting,...
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witchdoctor:
Awww, now we're friends n' stuff smile smile
rodan:
biggrin Thanks
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I just sneezed and peed my pants a lil bit..how sad is that?! eeek
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vwwitch:
thats actually pretty funny .... sorry
bashster:
loose belt...loose bladder get a colostemy bag fitted!.New nickname portrait of piss has a ring to it!
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Chris Walken rnning for president:
http://www.walken2008.com/index.html

Frodo(elijah wood) to play Iggy Pop in a new biopic...

I guess the universe balances itself out.


Frodo is going to have to start a serious smack habit and keep it running, or he's fucked. surreal


And I need to write some veru warm fuzzy shit for my english class tomorrow, and I would rather drink a pabst and look...
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portraitinflesh:
and i cant spell..apparently
bashster:
Walken prez he always plays a bad guy.Read the page porty he has some good views but hes got as much chance as me shagging beyonce knowles (would i give my left nut for that love ).
have a top wet week by the sounds of it ,we will juice on together!
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WHEN THE HELL DID IT BECOME SEPTEMBER?!

Like sands through the hour glass......


pr0ject605:
By the time I finish writing this you may well be writing, "When the hell did it become October?"

But I know what you mean. eeek
bashster:
after august i think ,youv,,e been in a coma to long>>>>
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Heres what i have been doing since i left this lovely site:

Moved in with my boyfriend for the summer

got a shitty job at safeway

Didnt go anywhere all summer

Had a rebel yell party in which my friend jack and i drank ALOT of whiskey!

Moved out of my boyfriends, and into the dorms

started school again

still havent gone to see about...
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the return of me!

Im back!

thats all... kiss
bashster:
crapolla where you been babes ive missed ya!
Nice to see you back,my fwend request is posted fuckin hell you still remember me how sweet!
Woah you,ve made my weekend biggrin
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I'll lick your lips and you'll love me that day


Just got finished taking a test in my David Lynch class, I dont think I did as well as I had hoped, but im running on about 3 hours of sleep, so considering the circumstances, im a genius!
The reason I went to be a 5 am is because i was over at the crush's...
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bashster:
ME cheeky biggrin .I think im just a oversexed induced middle aged man cryin out for the eternal spring of youth,oh to drink its waters again,oh to caress 18 yer old flesh with its smooth and wrinkle free texture but alas i have just fantasys and dreams to hang on to!.
wow that sounds good!
maybe its because im a mad pervert! biggrin .
have a top weekend street walkin !don,t stand near the curb ,who much do you charge biggrin