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'Boot the grime of this world in the crotch dear'






Well its almost time for the goldfish to put lincoln logs in my sock drawer. Easter.

When jesus crawls out of a cave, I guess like Punxatawny Phil.

He is the light of the world

I would sell my left testicle for this lamp. And I dont even have testicles!
I would even settle for Keep Away Jesus

What a dick!

Speaking of religious iconography:

I finally got this man's new album today and here is my brief review.

From beginning to end, there is a lush texture to the album, a signature of Tony Visconti, and I am guessing the Italian sojourn that Morrissey has taken. The Ennio Morricone music on 'Dear God Please Help Me' is beautiful. Lyrically, its less biting than previous works, but the sarcasm is still there. Gorgeous Gorgosity.
Oh and I am going to make sweet loooove to Morrissey. With or without my penis. Its his call really.

In other news, I got a new apartment, its on top of this christian coffee shop. So I will be mere footsteps away from a hot cup of christ's love...
Its a strange apartment, basically set up like a trailer house on a second story.

But you know what?! I dont mind, because I finally got a piece of the pie.

And in other klassy moves, last night for dinner I had mac and cheese with hot dogs in it.
Dont mock me! You cant resist the cheesy goodness!

And its by far the classiest meal one can have for a mere $1.50.
So classy that Robin Leach would toast to my sophistication.




"Macaroni wishes and Hot Dog Dreams"

And happy Punxatawny Jesus day!