"And this is the only immorality that you and I may share, my Lolita"
Why is it that middle aged men and 20 something girls have so much in common? I find it bizarre and ironic, to say the least.
After purchasing a Peter Gabriel cd the other day I began to ponder this phenomenon, and I came to the conclusion that the only musicians I find attractive are much older than myself.
Today I have been listening to Roxy Music, because they blow my mind with sonic beauty.
this is them at the height of their awesomeness.
This is my favourite Roxy album:
with the hot transexual Amanda Lear on the cover, who subsequently used to hang out with Salvador Dali as his 'muse' and fucked Bowie because he loves chicks with muscle...
Brian Ferry is sexy, I dont know why, because he always looks coked out of his mind (as probably was) but his voice and his prescence are hot
Although arugably Eno is the coolest and most bad ass member and the heart of Roxy Music
And he is a sexy fucking tranny!
But I digress, the point is is that I want to get with Brian Ferry, which is slightly strange.
Also as anyone knows I think that Bowie is the be all end all of hotness
although I wouldnt mind a hot three way
with these hot bitches, because i look forward to Lou Reed yelling at me and smacking me in the face as David looks on sexually aroused at the vision of me and Lou fighting, punching each other, in a hot sweaty mess. Kind of like in Fight Club whenever Tyler fights...HOT!
But lets face it, there are even slightly less cooler men I adore,
No not Diamond Dave,guys... looking at this picture just makes me want to kick him in the dick as he is chained so seductively to the fence.
But there is this guy:
I KNOW, IM LAME!
I guess I should say this guy:
I think its the red robes, they get me all wet...
But seriously, I think Bono is hot, even when he had the irish mullet.
I think its the accent, and the blue eyes and the holy light that radiates from him.....but then I could just hook up this three way
and Lou could punch Bono and they could roll around wrestling as Lou verbally abuses Bono and I just jump in and start making out with them?
But you know the one old guy threeway im holding out for is this one:
any day now im am going to hook this shit up, I mean they will probably get started without me, but I can just casually show up..maybe bring the lube?
But they have to wear these exact awful silk 80's suits, or I cant get it up!
Dirty Old Men
Why is it that middle aged men and 20 something girls have so much in common? I find it bizarre and ironic, to say the least.
After purchasing a Peter Gabriel cd the other day I began to ponder this phenomenon, and I came to the conclusion that the only musicians I find attractive are much older than myself.
Today I have been listening to Roxy Music, because they blow my mind with sonic beauty.
this is them at the height of their awesomeness.
This is my favourite Roxy album:
with the hot transexual Amanda Lear on the cover, who subsequently used to hang out with Salvador Dali as his 'muse' and fucked Bowie because he loves chicks with muscle...
Brian Ferry is sexy, I dont know why, because he always looks coked out of his mind (as probably was) but his voice and his prescence are hot
Although arugably Eno is the coolest and most bad ass member and the heart of Roxy Music
And he is a sexy fucking tranny!
But I digress, the point is is that I want to get with Brian Ferry, which is slightly strange.
Also as anyone knows I think that Bowie is the be all end all of hotness
although I wouldnt mind a hot three way
with these hot bitches, because i look forward to Lou Reed yelling at me and smacking me in the face as David looks on sexually aroused at the vision of me and Lou fighting, punching each other, in a hot sweaty mess. Kind of like in Fight Club whenever Tyler fights...HOT!
But lets face it, there are even slightly less cooler men I adore,
No not Diamond Dave,guys... looking at this picture just makes me want to kick him in the dick as he is chained so seductively to the fence.
But there is this guy:
I KNOW, IM LAME!
I guess I should say this guy:
I think its the red robes, they get me all wet...
But seriously, I think Bono is hot, even when he had the irish mullet.
I think its the accent, and the blue eyes and the holy light that radiates from him.....but then I could just hook up this three way
and Lou could punch Bono and they could roll around wrestling as Lou verbally abuses Bono and I just jump in and start making out with them?
But you know the one old guy threeway im holding out for is this one:
any day now im am going to hook this shit up, I mean they will probably get started without me, but I can just casually show up..maybe bring the lube?
But they have to wear these exact awful silk 80's suits, or I cant get it up!
Dirty Old Men
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Actually my former co-worker Larry (the 73 yr old man) has a trailer parked right outside his Sanford & Son style house right here in da hood. SO our dreams are so possible!
Have i shown you my favorite Roxy Music cover? I don't even listen to them but one of their covers is my favorite photograph in history, seriously.
I heart you.
YES THAT IS THE PICTURE!!! Of Roxy Music!!! I don't evne know any songs by them, that I know of (whoops) but that cover is my hero woman!!! Who is she?!?!?!?! What is the story!?!?
Oh the ghetto is my palace. You can live richly off of my government income with me! YES!!! I'll buy you all the Rap Snacks you can handle.