Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

portraitinflesh

A brownstone building up 3 flights of stairs

Member Since 2005

Followers 68 Following 36

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Monday Nov 21, 2005

Nov 21, 2005
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
Im officially a mad old woman surreal

I put up my little X-mas decorations last night. I know its only the 21st, but i was bored and I thought it would be nice to come home from thanksgiving with the family, to be greeted with a lighted tree and tinsel. Plus I think that the proper time to put up decorations is dictated by the date department stores begin playing x-mas music.

Nothing is going on, however:

♥My neighbors, and in fact nearly everyone on my floor has gone home, so im allll alone! Its so unbelieveably nice not to have to deal with my suitemates bullshit.

♥Because no one is around, I had really loud sex last night in my room, it was grrreat as tony the tiger would say. eeek

♥I have Silk Nog

♥I have worn nothing my sweatpants for 3 days ARRR!!!

♥Im watchind beavis and butthead!

How come my life cant be like theirs? I could just sit around with my best friend and watch old videos alllllllll day, tis the life!

But I suppose I should start packing to go home for a few days... whatever

Happy a lovely thanksgiving all, over and out cheeky monkeys!

End Transmission**************************************
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
tarnish:
heh, no shit.

"And the greatest of Ass-hats, shall rise from the depths to torment the fat chicks group, and all who dwell within."

-from Assus Asshatius(and the wonders of the oozing anus) voume 3.

biggrin
Dec 3, 2005
andromeda:
Do you ever go to the drag shows in Moscow? wink
Dec 4, 2005

More Blogs

  • 08.25.06
    0

    Friday Aug 25, 2006

    Read More
  • 08.16.06
    2

    Wednesday Aug 16, 2006

    Read More
  • 08.09.06
    0

    Thursday Aug 10, 2006

    There is nothing more brain flaying than playing old school Tetris on…
  • 08.05.06
    4

    Sunday Aug 06, 2006

    Im drunk And I thought you should all know And I listened to Si…
  • 07.21.06
    7

    Friday Jul 21, 2006

    Read More
  • 07.14.06
    2

    Friday Jul 14, 2006

    Read More
  • 06.17.06
    2

    Saturday Jun 17, 2006

    FUCK! What the hell happened?! This is too confusing. Im gettin…
  • 05.30.06
    5

    Tuesday May 30, 2006

    Im not dead Im moving So I have no belongings I guess I do h…
  • 05.07.06
    6

    Sunday May 07, 2006

    Honey Pie You're Not Safe Here So lets get a little personal tonig…
  • 04.25.06
    12

    Tuesday Apr 25, 2006

    Read More

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
10
months
8
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,598 SuicideGirls
  • 1,115,831 followers
  • 14,938,862 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,440,425 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo