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Monday Jul 12, 2004

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So I'm walking the girls out to their cars with their pockets all full of money, when a police car pulls up to the intersection we are crossing and stops.

Now nothing out of the ordinary for any cop that has been in Ybor on a Saturday night for more than 2 minutes.

They roll down their window and wave me over.

They ask me where I work.
I say, "Coyote Ugly, what can I do ya for?"

Then here comes the kicker.

They ask, "Does that girl from the Real-World still work there?"

I calmly smile and say, "No, that bitch ratted me out on national television so I chopped her up and stuck her in the freezer. I've been selling various pieces on Ebay ever since. Why? Are you interested in some memorabilia? I have three elbows, a kneecap, and a left foot, which would you like."

For some odd reason they both looked at me, mouth agape, and sat their in silent disillusion for the next minute.

Finally one of them cracked a smile and says, : Wow, you must get that all the time huh?"

I said, "All the time but, let me know if your interested in some memorabilia, I got some guy in Germany wanting to by the whole lot so you gotta act fast."

They quickly sped away not knowing what really happened.

For me thats a typical Saturday night.
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