pornstar

well the two-headed alien got his green card and is now living in east LA with his four brothers and 8 sisters and their respective familes...he sends greetings and salutations to you all concerned...not much to write today...waiting on getting my car back from the evil dealership...i think they have a pact with the devil but i broke into satans office the other night and almost got caught by a patrolling minion...i had to prove to him that i was willing to do what it took to keep it quiet so i had him stuffed and mounted as a paperweight...somthing to be said for gitfs that come from the heart...oh yeah one more thing
FOR ALL THOSE WHO SAY I NEED TO SPELL CHECK, USE MORE CARRIAGE RETURNS, AND UTILIZE THE SHIFT KEY...WELL THIS IS FOR YOU

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Thanks for calling Dial-An-Asshole and make it a great day