poppystrike

Remember when I went to Sweden for that wedding and I had to be broken out of the bathroom with a knife after I passed out on the floor? And then I woke up with no bra on, but all my clothes?

Well this would have been taken about an hour before that happened...



Yes. I'm that person who always thinks things like trampolines are a GREAT idea when trashed. There's always one. And without failure that one is always me.

At least I don't belly dance .

TheNonStopDancer is a gent and a host from heaven. Thank you so much for the great food and wonderful company. I hope you enjoyed your birthday as much as I did. So glad I was there.

This week I shall mostly be pining until Friday night I think. I'm still cool though right? Through all the pining, please tell me that I at least maintain an air of cool?

No?

Shit xXx

Your pirate name is:
Red Bess Bonney

Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

Munch is a wonderful host because he plays punk music and has tiny little milk cartons stolen from service stations to facilitate my drinking of coffee even though he doesn't drink tea, coffee OR milk and he also makes brilliant bacon sandwiches which i've now had the pleasure of sampling twice and each time they get bigger like Pinnochio's nose of lies!

THE END



... Not quite. I was looking through my photos and found this from a couple of weeks ago. Mr Matt is ace. As is Frankie. Roller-disco-party. Yeah! .

And that may be the only photograph of me ever where i'm actually smiling and not looking like someone has an Uzi pressed into my spine saying 'grin like a cheshire, bitch, or the coard gets it'.