WANTED:
Semen from highly intelligent male with defined jaw and curly hair to help me to create one of these...
In other news;
It's almost Thursday ♥ xXx
Oh i'd like to clarify that I don't want the man to help me insert the semen. In fact. I don't want your semen at all cause then i'd be walking round with a lady-entrance the size of a fucking tyre after whacking one of those mini-humans out.
Oh you didn't REALLY think I was getting broody did you?
My mothering instincts have been destroyed by sex, drugs and alcohol. I think it was a fair deal myself.
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Oh and I wanted to put in my favourite locations of last week. Specifically Monday to Thursday morning...
1 ♥ Jo and Matts spare bedroom.
2 ♥ My bed.
3 ♥ My shower.
4 ♥ Back-right corner of the Odeon cinema, Birmingham.
*Giggle x
Semen from highly intelligent male with defined jaw and curly hair to help me to create one of these...
In other news;
It's almost Thursday ♥ xXx
Oh i'd like to clarify that I don't want the man to help me insert the semen. In fact. I don't want your semen at all cause then i'd be walking round with a lady-entrance the size of a fucking tyre after whacking one of those mini-humans out.
Oh you didn't REALLY think I was getting broody did you?
My mothering instincts have been destroyed by sex, drugs and alcohol. I think it was a fair deal myself.
.
Oh and I wanted to put in my favourite locations of last week. Specifically Monday to Thursday morning...
1 ♥ Jo and Matts spare bedroom.
2 ♥ My bed.
3 ♥ My shower.
4 ♥ Back-right corner of the Odeon cinema, Birmingham.
*Giggle x
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I am so sorry I missed your birthday!
I spent all of Friday evening and most of saturday in bed with an awful migraine. I really wanted to come and say hello and give you your present but I dont think I could have made it to the bus let alone the pub.
I hope you had an awesome night!
What presents did you get?