I almost just fell off my seat from laughing so much. There's this photo see, of *** kissing *** and in the bottom right corner there's *** looking like they're about to explode with excitement. Gaaahahaha!
Went to see Star Wars on Sunday. Ummm. I also went skating on damp pavement which I knew before, during AND after was a terribly bad idea. However, as few of you may know, I am actually genetically invincible (it's true, once a Volvo with six people in it skidded over both my legs and I walked away with just bruising) so I decided I could do it. I did it. I did it so fast I practically rolled accross the bonnet of a moving car. Ooops. It was more embarassing than dangerous though.
Today was tinged with dispair as they REMOVED the good coffee machine from work. This was quite a shock as only Friday was I told that they were getting another one for my building, and today I find there is no longer even one in the whole company. I'm going to have to go back to snorting the chemical brown shit that comes out of the old machine (no, it's not caffeinated herion before anyone mentions anything) just to avoid the taste and get all the stimulating effects to get me through the mortgage filled days.
I'm so bored living here. I gotta get away. It's fucking suburbia gone wrong. Although one good thing is that Cinders lives here (escaping to the big smoke next year though, lucky biatch) and tomorrow I have to dash from work to be her make-up model. She's given me instructions on what to wear too. Apparently I have to look cool. Cheeky fucker.
Apart from being bored i'm really fucking happy for the first time in ages. Look...
For no particular reason, just met some amazing people lately who make me want to do stuff rather than make me feel like i'm in a depression competition. "My life is so much worse than yours... Yeah but my Mom took away my favourite toy for a week once... Well my Dad told me I was crap at football." Guess what - your life is your own doing, your Mom took your toy away cause you were being a self-indulgent little shit (rather like you are now), and you're fucking shit at football and most other sports - get over it and find another hobby.
*Jumps forward in time to San Fransisco 0-six, pink puffy bridesmaids dresses filled with bridesmen and an adorable best man wearing a velvet tux. Not forgetting the prettiest bride in all the land... xXx
Went to see Star Wars on Sunday. Ummm. I also went skating on damp pavement which I knew before, during AND after was a terribly bad idea. However, as few of you may know, I am actually genetically invincible (it's true, once a Volvo with six people in it skidded over both my legs and I walked away with just bruising) so I decided I could do it. I did it. I did it so fast I practically rolled accross the bonnet of a moving car. Ooops. It was more embarassing than dangerous though.
Today was tinged with dispair as they REMOVED the good coffee machine from work. This was quite a shock as only Friday was I told that they were getting another one for my building, and today I find there is no longer even one in the whole company. I'm going to have to go back to snorting the chemical brown shit that comes out of the old machine (no, it's not caffeinated herion before anyone mentions anything) just to avoid the taste and get all the stimulating effects to get me through the mortgage filled days.
I'm so bored living here. I gotta get away. It's fucking suburbia gone wrong. Although one good thing is that Cinders lives here (escaping to the big smoke next year though, lucky biatch) and tomorrow I have to dash from work to be her make-up model. She's given me instructions on what to wear too. Apparently I have to look cool. Cheeky fucker.
Apart from being bored i'm really fucking happy for the first time in ages. Look...
For no particular reason, just met some amazing people lately who make me want to do stuff rather than make me feel like i'm in a depression competition. "My life is so much worse than yours... Yeah but my Mom took away my favourite toy for a week once... Well my Dad told me I was crap at football." Guess what - your life is your own doing, your Mom took your toy away cause you were being a self-indulgent little shit (rather like you are now), and you're fucking shit at football and most other sports - get over it and find another hobby.
*Jumps forward in time to San Fransisco 0-six, pink puffy bridesmaids dresses filled with bridesmen and an adorable best man wearing a velvet tux. Not forgetting the prettiest bride in all the land... xXx
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Best pic ever !