poppy

I knew this boy making machine would be a hit!

So, I have a funny story(one reason why I HAVE to make this machine). Around 2 wks ago I went to this super dive bar by my house and this guy walked up to me and said hey aren't you(insert my real name), I stalk you on myspace. Here's where maybe I should've walked away...but he's friends with some of my friends so I didn't want to be rude. He goes on to quote my page and call me baby doll and all this bullshit. And oh yeah and speak to me in spanish. He even tried to get rid of one of my guy friends. Pretty lame. Then he starts telling me how I will be his new girlfriend. Hahaha what!!!! My friennd sarah leans over and whispers,he's really cute but rumor has it he has a VERY small penis!! Hahaha. sarah happens to know lots about the sizes of boys in boston. Anyway, he tricked me by asking me to call his phone bc he couldn't find it. In my drunk state I agreed and now he calls me constantly. Creeeeep!

And I lost my passport. That's the only i .d. I have. So now I have to go down to city hall tomorrow and get my birth certificate and then head over and finally get a mass I.d. Lame.

I should use this weekend to pack. I can't believe I'm moving again!

Last thing, I always go to that dive bar mentioned above and last wednesday 4 people approached me about sg. I didn't think it was that easy to get recognized...xo