Yay, do I win a prize? Yes, the only time i've really ever caught Police Squad was over on Comedy Central (although, I think it was way back in The Comedy Channel days). Yeah, Airplane was pretty awesome, although the same bunch of writers (Zucker Bros) that wrote Airplane wrote both the series and the Naked Gun movies. I'm suprised nobody guessed the Mae West picture (and a bit saddened, as you were). You'd think that most people have a least seen or heard that famous line of her's from "She Done Me Wrong" with Cary Grant: "Why don'tcha come up some time and see? Ahh, you can be had." I always imagined her a cross between Bette Davis and Marilyn Monroe.
It was an amazing movie. Definite must see. Kinnear and Wahlberg are both fantastic, and somehow - even though I've 'known' Vermeil and Papale my whole life - truly are belivable in the roles. Just a great movie.
Sometimes the news just makes me giggle. Three stories burning up today's wires:
Judge to Rule if 'Meowing' Is Harassment Meow A district judge has been asked to decide whether that word is a harmless taunt or grounds for misdemeanor harassment. Jeannette police charged a 14-year-old boy for ''meowing'' whenever he sees his neighbor, 78-year-old Alexandria Carasia.
No, That's Not a Penis Pump, Mom. Really... Read More
Apparently that classy guy Brandon Davis has decided to renew his "firecrotch" attack on Lindsay Lohan. And - what a surprise! - Paris Hilton was sitting next to him at the time, smiling. At least she wasn't openly laughing like before.
I've been wondering why this bothers me. I think it's just that Paris is a mean girl. A mean, nasty, spiteful, petty girl. And... Read More
You'll be relieved to know to she actually won an award for being fucking useless!
Ms. Hilton has made it into the 2007 Guinness Book of World Records, but it may not be for a reason she'd particularly enjoy. While Britney Spears or Tom Cruise were probably somewhere close behind, Paris takes the crown for our favorite record ever -- Most Overrated Person.
A spokesperson for the book says it took its info from a number of magazine polls. Readers voted on their least favorite and most overrated celebrity and Hilton's name kept coming up on top.
If she gets an accolade like that, I think I deserve to make it into Guinness for something like "Worst Neighbor," or anything completely pointless like that.
Why are SUV drivers always so damn timid on the road? You have 4-wheel drive, for God's sake, and you're driving a tank! Step on it! And when did turn signals become optional features on cars?
Dude, in the gossip group, we were just taking about "Woody Allen's former au pair" and her opinion of Colin's "love-making skills." Like, maybe she should just feel lucky she got to sleep with a famous person other than Woody Allen, you know?
This may be old news to some, but it's new news to me: There's going to be another "Die Hard" movie! Oh my freaking God! This is hilarious, surprising and just a bit pathetic. According to Variety:
"Live Free or Die Hard" will return Bruce Willis to the bigscreen as rough-and-tumble New York cop John McClane. Pic, set to begin shooting next month, will bow... Read More
Excellent casting decision of the week: Helena Bonham Carter is piling on for the next Harry Potter movie, playing deranged villainess Bellatrix Lestrange. Such a perfect choice! As an admitted Potter-phile, I'm just giddy.
Heath Ledger is the new Joker? What an odd choice. He's certainly a good actor, but I'm not sure he has that psychopathic-yet-humorous glint in his eye. Jack, come back!
If I remember correctly MTV did a big blowout thing for their 20th, but, yeah you'd think they'd do something for the 25th. That's like the silver anniversary or something, right?
I love those old videos though. And that Atari commercial cracked me the hell up.
A few months ago I shelled out for an Atari emulator deal.
I think I need to play that again later tonight.
Divine didn't need that...he was all natural.