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Hmm, I have a theory that I am single-handidly forcing Starz to air "Enemy of The State" at least once a day, because I watch it everytime it comes on. I know, Tony Scott + Jerry Bruckheimer = crap. But it's got fuckin' Gene Hackman in it. I think I'm allowed at least one crap movie to enjoy, at least every once in a while.

You think that's bad. I've watched "The Little Black Book" with Brittany Murphy (who I hate) about 20 times, just so I can look at Holly Hunter (who I have a major crush on). That's sickness right there. Considering it's perhaps one of the worst major hollywood releases in the past decade.

Your dude looks kinda like a hispanic Gary Oldman. You do get points for reconizing him in public though, that's pretty impressive. I saw Sinbad once, that's about the extent of my celebrity sightings. Of course, I don't actually seek them out like you do.

I just remember him from "Desperado"... at least i think that was him. I watched "Lake Placid" recently, and thought about your Oliver Platt crush. He is pretty awesome in that movie, they gave him all the best lines.

My best celeb encounter story involves Micheal Jackson, New Year's Eve, an accidental hip check, and Jacko going sprawling like a rag doll. He could have gotten me fired, but turned out to be a pretty cool guy.

Oh, unless you count the host of the kid's show "The Big Comfy Couch", and what she did to me on that couch.

That gives me an idea... I need to blog out all of my weird celeb encounters. You know how much I love to make lists....

Oh I'm the man baby, I'm the man.......

And what is it with Nicole Kidman and tiny little men? She's not even wearing heels in that picture, PLUS she's farther away from the camera. Bring her two feet forward to be on the same plane, and she'd be able to rest her chin on top of his head.

Nicole Kidman is weird. I can't quite place my finger on why, but she just is. Not in a good way either. I've never used that line on a redhead, I doubt it would ever work. I'd sooner use a Shirley Manson line on redheads. She's hotter anyway.

Christ... don't get me started about my fear of dogs. Now I have to worry about having a doggy treat hanging from my foot? There's now a really gross blood-bruise around the... What do you call the part where your big toe meets your sole? Ball of the foot? Anyway, walking HURTS! I'm pretty sure the nu-skin/neosporin paste I covered it with, and being wrapped up in an assortment of band-aids from the medicine cabinet (Including some cool pirate band-aids) will do the trick and the chunk will "take", and re-connect. Otherwise there will be a flap about the size of guitar pick falling off my foot in a few days.

Weird, i actually dreamt about tetris too. Actually, i would also have daydreams. I would be standing there, and in my head I was imagining what I would do if I had a certain shaped block come down on a certain row. Very Weird indeed. Yeah, Eddie Murphy was funny in the first Beverly HIlls Cop, Trading Spaces, and some of Coming To America. Since then, I can't recall enjoying any of his movies. Oh wait, how could i forget the greatness that was....

YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME?!?!?

Maybe there will be more chemistry the second time around. Doesn't hurt anything, right?

At one point you come to realize that a date means a free dinner, free drinks, possibly a free movie, and a chauffer to take you there. You don't even have to kiss him or anything.

From a guy's point of view, even a go-nowhere date is still a date, and better than staying home watching re-runs of the Andy Griffith show on the superstation.

Besides, a no chemistry date might just turn into a nice friendship. I met several of my female buddies that way.

So I had dinner with a bunch of people from SG last night, and everyone concurred that they love PopMonger. I'm just sayin'.

Even better than Goth Kitty...



Herpes Kitty.

I know that feeling all too well. Good luck.

P.S. Spaceballs rocks.

talk about kicking you on the way out. that's harsh. I just watched Spaceballs maybe a week ago, it's a great flick. I'm praying that Pizza The Hut is included in that cartoon. I think god is on my side on this one.

I just read an article about John Travolta in the Hairspray movie remake. That really WAS him?!? I just thought it was a stage actor with an unfortunate resemblance...

As hot as Pfieffer was as catwoman, I'd still take Debbie Harry anyday.

By the way, I LOVED your thread on Willie's bust. It was all my friends and I were talking about last night at dinner.

At least she took an interest in his homework... or whatever.

Dude, I'm dying to know what kind of fucked up name Britney named the new one. I've got my fingers crossed for "Blaize" or some shit like that.

Personally I think those hot nympho teachers who have sex with their students really have the key to getting kids to "stay in school"...

you know what I hate about Travolta in this version of Hair Spray....the prosthetics, really.

Divine didn't need that...he was all natural.

Yay, do I win a prize? Yes, the only time i've really ever caught Police Squad was over on Comedy Central (although, I think it was way back in The Comedy Channel days). Yeah, Airplane was pretty awesome, although the same bunch of writers (Zucker Bros) that wrote Airplane wrote both the series and the Naked Gun movies. I'm suprised nobody guessed the Mae West picture (and a bit saddened, as you were). You'd think that most people have a least seen or heard that famous line of her's from "She Done Me Wrong" with Cary Grant: "Why don'tcha come up some time and see? Ahh, you can be had." I always imagined her a cross between Bette Davis and Marilyn Monroe.

HOW IS THAT SPELLING CORRECTION??!!!! OMG! WTRF???

Poor Agassi... I was hoping he's end his career with a win.