poolshark

My Mother is coming to visit me next month. I am not sure how I feel about that. I love my mother, I really do but she tends to make visits stressful. She usually visits me (or one of my siblings) to "check things out". She also really likes to "fix" things but it usually ends up blowing up in her face. I guess all of her traits come from being a parent. I am not exactly sure though since I am not a parent. The last time I saw my mother and stepfather was Christmas (2005). She came to Birmingham (Alabama) to visit and cause a little trouble. She assumed that my twin brother needed to be fixed. It caused a lot of family drama. I am nervous that her visit here will be stressful. I am not sure that I have anything that she can fix.

This is my life:
--Every morning the money fairy (really my boyfriend) leaves me some spending money.

--I spend most days at the beach and spending money on stupid things.

--I work out for an hour or two either early morning or early evening. This is the "stressful part" of my day.

--Weekdays I make dinner.

--Weekends we go out.

I wish that she realized that her children are happy and in turn would be satisfied with that.

In other news, The British Virgin Islands will have ZIP CODES starting next year. I am really happy about this. This means more reliable mail.

This weekend will be a fun and busy one for me. Saturday is Oktoberfest and a Full Moon party at Bomba's Shack. Fun! Fun!


The Full Moon parties happen every month but his one is special. It will be a blow out because it's also Bomba's 50th Birthday.

The best things about regular Full Moon parties are:
--The mushroom tea
--The tourist "on" mushroom tea.
--tons of nudity.
--ladies wearing only paint.
--me falling down (always) usually in front of soliders.
--the porn in the bathrooms
--the crusty underwear hanging from the ceiling. It would be better if it were Krusty's underwear.


I will try to take some pictures in between drinking and falling down!