I think I can officialy call myself a semi-pro mover. I have been out of the army for two month, and I have already helped three people move. Now, as I write this, I am getting ready to drive 4 hours to spend the weekend helping a fourth person move. After two months, four thousand miles on my car and way too many sore backs too count, I can say that I am way too fuking nice.
So, If any of you mother fuckers are moving anytime soon don't call me. In fact if you are moving I hate you and I never want to talk to you again!
So, If any of you mother fuckers are moving anytime soon don't call me. In fact if you are moving I hate you and I never want to talk to you again!
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sirloins:
I moved on Friday, but I didn't call you.
sirloins:
I only call you a homo because you prefer the touch of other men!