Monster
A one act play
Written by
Joshua David Raila
Cast:
HIM: Disinterested long-time boyfriend who is completely out of touch with his girlfriend.
HER: Fed up girlfriend who has held out for too long and is fed up.
PREACHER: Provides backdrop at wedding.
Set-up: The girlfriend is attempting for the last time to recapture her boyfriends affection by reading a poem she wrote about...
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The Haze of the Jaguar
By
Joshua Raila
He first saw it after lying out for four weeks. He convinced himself that it had been his steady regiment of painkillers and solitude, until the jaguar appeared for a third time. At this point, he was willing to accept anything. He hallucinated himself caught in bushes and vines and falling victim to train wrecks during his...
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By
Joshua Raila
He first saw it after lying out for four weeks. He convinced himself that it had been his steady regiment of painkillers and solitude, until the jaguar appeared for a third time. At this point, he was willing to accept anything. He hallucinated himself caught in bushes and vines and falling victim to train wrecks during his...
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piracy:
woot.
see attatched critique, monologue, and exegesis.
see attatched critique, monologue, and exegesis.
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some cocksucker on livejournal with a vendetta
Wed, Mar. 2nd, 2005, 05:15 am
cowardly lion?????
(Anonymous)
2005-03-02 04:14 (link)
you're an asswhole and you deserved what you got from jordan
(Reply to this)
so its jorden not jordan and asshole and not asswhole.
and its really brave of you to post your opinion, which must be valid as you obviously got both sides of the...
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Wed, Mar. 2nd, 2005, 05:15 am
cowardly lion?????
(Anonymous)
2005-03-02 04:14 (link)
you're an asswhole and you deserved what you got from jordan
(Reply to this)
so its jorden not jordan and asshole and not asswhole.
and its really brave of you to post your opinion, which must be valid as you obviously got both sides of the...
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fuchsia:
hey, this is nada
i need to know if you're coming to SF for spring break or not
and if you are, i need to know the dates
other ppl from jxn want to come visit, and i have to figure out if the dates conflict or not... anyway, you're totally welcome to stay at our place but i need the dates
i need to know if you're coming to SF for spring break or not
and if you are, i need to know the dates
other ppl from jxn want to come visit, and i have to figure out if the dates conflict or not... anyway, you're totally welcome to stay at our place but i need the dates
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tuxy:
I still hate you.
i saw constantine tonight
man keanu reeves...
will there ever be a better actor?
EVER???
"it's called pain... get used to it"
"Welcome to my world..."
"Gabriel... i should have known"
"Constantine.... John Constanine... asshole."
"Not if i can help it."
welll i kept my expectations low and had fun...
its pretty much a rental if youre bored, and id say see it if you...
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man keanu reeves...
will there ever be a better actor?
EVER???
"it's called pain... get used to it"
"Welcome to my world..."
"Gabriel... i should have known"
"Constantine.... John Constanine... asshole."
"Not if i can help it."
welll i kept my expectations low and had fun...
its pretty much a rental if youre bored, and id say see it if you...
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liv3:
hellooo
piracy:
i loved the shit out of constantine, but then i've read too much of gaiman. i really get off on a tight cosmology, even if it is judeo-christian, plus it had a real tight plotline, besides being a good story.
keanu doing his eastwood-bogart impression was pretty silly, but i just pretended i was reading a comic book.
keanu doing his eastwood-bogart impression was pretty silly, but i just pretended i was reading a comic book.
He stepped on my foot and i shook his hand:
how i met carlos from interpol
INTERPOL was fucking awesome
saw them at twiropa in NOLA last night
fucking bad ass
blonde redhead did a good job of reminding me that they are a fucking amazing band
and that japanese chick singer... she's alll tall and skinny and shreiking... i may have a new celebrity...
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how i met carlos from interpol
INTERPOL was fucking awesome
saw them at twiropa in NOLA last night
fucking bad ass
blonde redhead did a good job of reminding me that they are a fucking amazing band
and that japanese chick singer... she's alll tall and skinny and shreiking... i may have a new celebrity...
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lindi:
hey dummy, agreed- the concert was awesome. had a great time. call me... i would leave my # on here--- butttt i dont think that would be such a great idea. nuh uh, WELL ill prolly ride by tomorrow. ttyl dummy
-Lindi
-Lindi
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i was w/o the web for a week or so and its nice to get back and see that quinne and twwly have new sets as they are mind numbingly gorgeous.
i love technology.
i love technology.
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instarsia:
i MISSED you
YAY!!!!!
ARMY POINTS FOR ME!!!!!
YAY!!!!
and my internet and telephone are working again!
ARMY POINTS FOR ME!!!!!
YAY!!!!
and my internet and telephone are working again!
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sex sex sex
anyone want some
a guy is a total fucking piece of shit if he offers unabashedly but a chick is what....???? a free goddamn spirit????
J/K
WTF omg
I HATE THE INTERNET.
IF YOU BURY YOURSELF DEEP ENOUGH PEOPLE WILL FIND IT FUNNY.
UGH
anyone want some
a guy is a total fucking piece of shit if he offers unabashedly but a chick is what....???? a free goddamn spirit????
J/K
WTF omg
I HATE THE INTERNET.
IF YOU BURY YOURSELF DEEP ENOUGH PEOPLE WILL FIND IT FUNNY.
UGH
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piracy:
what's your goddamn phone number now? i cant find it.
fuckin a.
fuckin a.
whoozywhatzy:
you are funny.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
everything is missing....
im doing this as a test to see if i can see this after i post it...
oh god
-j
everything is missing....
im doing this as a test to see if i can see this after i post it...
oh god
-j
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tuxy:
Oddball.
piracy:
whats goin on.
call me - i've been trying to get you - i'm not positive i have the right number in my phone anymore.
call me - i've been trying to get you - i'm not positive i have the right number in my phone anymore.
earthquake hits memphis, college student doesnt even realize it.
so apparently there was a quake out here on one of the bigger fault lines on the planet. a 4.6 on the richter scale(whyd that sound hip hop to me?)
i thought there was just like a big truck or they were drilling or using some kinda heavy machinery but today in class i was informed...
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so apparently there was a quake out here on one of the bigger fault lines on the planet. a 4.6 on the richter scale(whyd that sound hip hop to me?)
i thought there was just like a big truck or they were drilling or using some kinda heavy machinery but today in class i was informed...
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kay:
~cheers
i have a cold, dag nab it....
i hate being sick....
alot.
i hate being sick....
alot.
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whoozywhatzy:
Oh...did you get a return envelope with yours? Mine was just the invite with the when and where...no way to respond. Hmmm....
Maybe if yours says +1 then I can just respond through you?!?
Anyway... I'll email you.
Maybe if yours says +1 then I can just respond through you?!?
Anyway... I'll email you.
soda_pop:
What's up Curtis...its good seeing brothers now and again..
call me dummy