I have upgrade my condition in the past week from "I'm okay! Really! Really! You can give me my belt back, now!" to just past "Cautiously optimistic."
Also, if I ever have kids, I'm naming the oldest Strike One.
Also, if I ever have kids, I'm naming the oldest Strike One.
Or Strikea Una if it's a girl. Then her name would have Ikea in it and you could get all kinds of free furniture.