"Chicago may break its all-time record for number of sub-zero days." I've taken to setting my beer on the heater because I can't take drinking more cold stuff. Meanwhile, I COULD move to LA in the Summer...
First night in my new apartment and all I can think is...why did I get a new apartment?
My neighbor is hot as hell, but good God does she watch TV at full volume. Which I guess is also kinda hot. At least I know we both like Family Guy.
I dunno. RIP amigo.
Just saw Blackfish...I don't think anything has shocked my conscience at this level in a real long time
Random sign in the background of an old Family Guy episode:
"Tonight: Singles' mixer
Tomorrow: Finding Christ Using Just Some Paint and an Old Sock"
-35
"I'll see you in hell, William Munny."
"Yeah."
"Did you notice you didn't clap your hands? That's for one of two reasons: either you're happy and you don't know it, or you're n0t happy."
High time I got laid again. Run up the battle flag!