politeanarchist

The conversation between my date and I starts stalling early, so I decided to just wing it. For some reason I say,

"When I was a kid I hated mustard. But then, one day, I realized that mustard is actually supposed to taste the way it does. As in, it's like that on purpose. So, if you think about it, if your mustard tastes like hell, you know it's just good mustard. Ever since then, I haven't minded mustard."

Never heard back from her.