politeanarchist

So the pool table at this bar breaks sometimes, and there are only two ways to fix it. If you have long, skinny arms (me), you can reach up into the machine and pick out the balls that are stuck. If you have large, powerful arms (this other dude), you can lift up the table at one end and tilt it.

It's important to know which arm type you fit into. If you try to lift the table up with those long, skinny arms, you may feel like you're about to slip a disc in your back within the first half second. The table will not be lifted, and people will notice. Fail.