1. I am going to see that new movie with fuckin...ummm whats his cock....Orlando bloom or something. legolais from lord of the rings. I am expecting a two hour suck-a-thon, i wish it was the other type of suck-a-thon, but it is just going to be a shitty movie kind of suck-a-thon. 
2!!!!!!! MY GIRLFRIEND WILL BE TRYING OUT FOR SUICIDE GIRLS!!! Which will be hot. I will just be happy that she lets me take nude pictures of her finally. I knew that 1,000 dollar camera would pay off.
3. I cant think of what i was going to write for number 3....
Oh well.
ARRR!!!
2!!!!!!! MY GIRLFRIEND WILL BE TRYING OUT FOR SUICIDE GIRLS!!! Which will be hot. I will just be happy that she lets me take nude pictures of her finally. I knew that 1,000 dollar camera would pay off.
3. I cant think of what i was going to write for number 3....
Oh well.
ARRR!!!