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Sometimes in life, things can seem impossible. "Theres just no way I can do it," you might say to yourself.

Oh yeah?




What one man can do, another can do!
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smuffy:
ummm my comment up there is supposed to say 'sweating' not 'seating.'

though taking a seat on your balls sounds sexy.
wildswan:
No, you are.

But, it took me like a half-hour just to get to your page, so I'm more devoted.
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New Years Resolutions:

1)Eat Better


2) Spend money more wisely


3) Get rid of this damned Whooping Cough!
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smuffy:
I'm going to be singing o wee o wee o all day now.

thank you, toofer.

p.s. yes I watched 30 rock last night.
smuffy:
it was pretty good, but I think I have to watch it a few more times to get into it.

maybe it's too sophisticated for me or something. I don't know.

as you know I have bad taste in everything including sitcoms.
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New Year. Let's Celebrate!

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smuffy:
believe it or not, I do remember that!!!

how are you finding these?

never mind. don't give your youtube secrets away to me.
smuffy:
ok I gotta go, but here's one for the road.



I fucking loved the new jack swing days. frown love
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Merry Holidays.



Seriously, non-Youtube post coming soon. For Smuffy.
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smuffy:
I can smell my period.
smuffy:
ew. I can't believe I just typed that!
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This Makes me so happy:



Sooner or later, I'll do a non-Youtube post. Probably later
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smuffy:
the video would've been better with you in it!

but yeah the video was really weird, but that's typical of anything you do.
smuffy:
p.s. I told aly last night that I love taking back sunday and then she was all like 'don't ever tell point blank that!' and then I was all like 'why the hell not?' and then she was all like 'because he has really good taste in music!' but fuck that noise! I love taking back sunday and I don't really care what you have to say about it!
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smuffy:
do you have deadlines and shit or is it not that kind of work?
smuffy:
I have to take my friend to the acupuncturist for her back today.

she claims she can barely walk and needs a ride.

friends, I tell ya. always needing favors.
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Happy Early Halloween

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smuffy:
yeah I'm hoping after I adjust I'll have time to get on here. sigh.

(I'm secretly planning to get my teacher's certificate and teach middle or high school...seriously. that would be rad.)

anyway, I'll be back later to see what you're up to. kiss
smuffy:
oh snaps!
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Played a show last night at a bar where Hasidim were playing air hockey. We sounded like ass, but it was a great time.
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smuffy:
I quit my job today, but in two weeks I start a wayyy better one.

details to follow in a loverly email, sugarstick. kiss kiss kiss
afterbirth:
Sorry about that, Godfrey my man....
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Degrees Of Gray In Philipsburg


You might come here Sunday on a whim.
Say your life broke down. The last good kiss
you had was years ago. You walk these streets
laid out by the insane, past hotels
that didn't last, bars that did, the tortured try
of local drivers to accelerate their lives.
Only churches are kept up. The jail
turned 70 this year....
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mistersatan:
Way to not be on my friends list, tard.

OH SNAPP0RZ
prockgirlscout:
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