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workshopping my sanford and son script today. god help me. i guess it didnt turn out too bad though. doesnt get laughs in class like all the original scripts that my classmates are writing...but fuck. redd foxx is such a hell of an actor, he can take a line that is nothing on the page and make it fucking magical. they can all eat my...
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my pants are so wet.
i want them to be dry now.
fuck the clothes dryer.

that was a haiku. yeah thats right.
captspaulding:
Damn you're smooth.
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writing this episode of sanford and son is harder than i anticipated it would be. im up shits creek now.

i will be starring as profressor pixel flambuster this saturday in a high school/community play in burgaw. ill be glad to have that shit off my back, indefinitely. i do feel good about helping out roach though. as good as i can, i suppose, considering...
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i registered for classes this morning. for the first time in my entire college career, i got every single class i wanted. no bullshit. not to mention, i got great classes. ill be done with my film program and my psy program all during the fall semester. next spring is just going to be filled with a bunch of bullshit classes.

damn that makes me...
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man i dont feel like going to work tonight. i want to do something, i dont ever do anything anymore.

i need more beer.

i made some ribs today and ate just a few, then i passed out on the couch. thanks, ribs.

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i got so fucking drunk last night that i tried to break into a car to drive a few blocks back to the house so i wouldnt have to walk. jesus.

in other news, i got a new car. a fucking kurt-mobile. its a '01 focus and its very red. i have to learn how to drive the shit though, ive never had a car...
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captspaulding:
You crazy man, you. Don't forget about telling the random stranger dude to "Fuck Off" in step to your stumble. I swear to the gods of boozing that I will have a camera on you the next time we go out. It is a sight worth seeing twice. In a good way.

You're the shit, Dave.
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lenox:
That picture is so friggin awesome...and im in love with the moehawk going on there.

thanks for the comment, hun!
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im addicted to the godfather game. so frickin awesome. i cant wait to get home from my 3 hour shift to have some cider and assasinate all the dons in the city.

in related news, i need to find a way to keep myself from falling alseep on the couch. our fucking couch is dangerous.