Friday Mar 31, 2006

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i got so fucking drunk last night that i tried to break into a car to drive a few blocks back to the house so i wouldnt have to walk. jesus.

in other news, i got a new car. a fucking kurt-mobile. its a '01 focus and its very red. i have to learn how to drive the shit though, ive never had a car with a manual transmission. eh. at least i finally have a car of my own.
captspaulding:
You crazy man, you. Don't forget about telling the random stranger dude to "Fuck Off" in step to your stumble. I swear to the gods of boozing that I will have a camera on you the next time we go out. It is a sight worth seeing twice. In a good way.

You're the shit, Dave.

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