pogo_the_monkey

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
I ate way too much. I had two huge turkey dinners yesterday. Two today and a whole plate of dessert.

I was at Wal-Mart at 2 in the morning yesterday because I was very bored (obviously). I saw a friend of mine there. He told me he hit a deer on the way there. He put him in the back of his...
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I finally got all of those ugly stoopid vinyl stickers off of my car. I used a gallon of bug and tar remover. It was citrus scented so halfway through getting the stickers off I noticed there were about a dozen fruitflies stuck to my car! No kidding. They died. There is no escaping the wrath of the Civic. Next up: new engine. Then I...
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I've been getting a lot of assholes in the store lately. Mainly tourists. Each dickhead I get though there's usually someone cool behind them who tells me not to worry about it. That helps.

Haven't been up to much lately besides work. I bought need for spped underground 2 and have been wasting my life away with that. In an hour or so I will...
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I got new tail lights for my cars. Last week i got headlights now tail lights. Nest up is a new engine. I already took all of those stupid stickers off. I'm slowly but surely pimpin' my ride.
I'm supposed to go to new york but not until the late spring. Im all ready saving for that too. I know it's month away but I'm...
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I just got back from seeing The Grudge. It was pretty good. Nothing that all of that great. THese two jackasses kept talking throught the entire movie. I guess I should have said something but I guess noone ever does. Right now I'm watching shrek. Donkey rules.
I got some headlights for my car. Doesnt sound exciting but now I am happy because I have...
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Not much happened today. I've been playing lots of San Andreas Lately. It's aggravating as fuck and makes me want to break my controler and tv but I'm getting pretty far. Im thinking about taking my RF switch to work tommorow so I can play it some more. I'll pause it when someone comes into the store. I swear. Work sucks!

I saw Saw (heh-saw saw) again tonight. I was able to get DrGonzo2000's lazy ass up before 5 p.m. and we and some pals went. I think I liked it better the second time. The hot girl that sat next to me kept screaming and jumping. It was funny. I had allready seen it so I pretty much knew when everyone was going to...
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Yesterday I saw Saw. Tommorow I'm going to see Saw again.

Well I don't work for my cousin anymore. It didn't work out. They weren't teaching me anything they said they would and she just cut my pay in half without any real explanation. So now i work at a dry cleaner. It's very boring. 4 hours and we only had 3 customers. I read over 100 pages of Jenna Jameson's book. She gave a shout-out...
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I got Grand Theft Auto:San Andreas!! I'm going to blow off work tomorrow and play the game. I'll tell her I have diareha. That's always a ready made excuse. I preordered mine so I didn't have to wait in line as long as the other lameasses. Ha!