I took my cousin Jamie's cat to the vet yesterday. It crawled into the dryer for the warmth I guess and Jaime put some clothes in the dryer and turned it on. That poor cat was tumbling for about 30 minutes before anyone noticed. How you not notice a fucking cat in the dryer in beyond me. The noise alone you know? Anyway Alvin (the cat) will be okay. No broken bones. He's got cuts and bruises and some minor burns but he'll be all right. He's a trooper man. I could take maybe one minute in the dryer. Two tops.
Then today I had to take John to the hospital today because he was standing on a swivel chair to drill a hole in the ceiling. The chair rolled out from under him and he fell on a ring sizer making a perfect dime-sized hole into his right arm. He will be okay too. Oh in case you were wondering why he wasn't standing on a ladder in because I was using it at the time.
Now I'm at home playing Sims 2. Just a minute ago I was killed and the Grim Reaper started watching my motherfucking T.V.!!
I added three new pics to my folder also.
Then today I had to take John to the hospital today because he was standing on a swivel chair to drill a hole in the ceiling. The chair rolled out from under him and he fell on a ring sizer making a perfect dime-sized hole into his right arm. He will be okay too. Oh in case you were wondering why he wasn't standing on a ladder in because I was using it at the time.
Now I'm at home playing Sims 2. Just a minute ago I was killed and the Grim Reaper started watching my motherfucking T.V.!!
I added three new pics to my folder also.

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polly:
oh my god. these pictures are fucking great. i love your profile pic especially. haha
chickenm0use:
poor kitty.....(fuck man i almost typed porn kitty...???)