Okay so I spent a week at my cousin Jamie's house. Her and her boyfriend are steady working with me to get certified. Okay enough of that shit: I went to the titty bat last night with them! My God it was great. I've been wanting to go for years but everyone always bails out at the last minute. I am in love. The best part was Mike (Jamie's boyfriend) wouldn't let me pay for anything! They paid my way in, gave me a fistfull of ones and spent $200 on V.I.P. lapdances. I had nipples in my mouth, ass in my face, you name it. I can still smell her on my clothes. Now I want to go back. Like NOW bee-yotch!
Yeah it was fun.
Yeah it was fun.