So I've been working my ass off preparing to be certified for computer hardware. My next thing is to read a 1093 page book Managing and Maintaining your PC. One of my duties too is to cut Jamie's grass which is good because she has the fastest fucking lawnmower in the world. 
I ran over a huuuuge black snake today. He lifted his head up, stuck out his tongue and slithered away.
Doc is one crazy mofo. He was talking about going over to my mom's boyfriend's house and jacking off in his Cheez-Its. The visual alone made me laugh so hard I literally almost peed my pants.
I have the next three days off so I'm either going to relax or be very bored. I do have lots of reading to do. Anyone wanna come over and keep me company. ANYONE?!
I ran over a huuuuge black snake today. He lifted his head up, stuck out his tongue and slithered away.
Doc is one crazy mofo. He was talking about going over to my mom's boyfriend's house and jacking off in his Cheez-Its. The visual alone made me laugh so hard I literally almost peed my pants.
I have the next three days off so I'm either going to relax or be very bored. I do have lots of reading to do. Anyone wanna come over and keep me company. ANYONE?!
hotcurry:
Thanks for the well wishes. I would come visit you, but Savannah is way too humid for me.