My boss is an asshole. Jenna called in saying that she had to take an emergency flight to Portland to take care of her cousin who has Cystic Fibrosis. Well he got mad so he didn't tell anyone she wasn't going to be there. I went into work I was working my usual shift but I damn near had to pull a double because Steve the dick got mad that someone put a dying cousin over a stupid steakhouse. 
And NO you can't have a booth!
And NO you can't have a booth!