Work was actually tolerable today. I got paid almost time and a half because I was a server but I didn't do shit all day! I just opened the door and say hello to people. It was a breeze.
Later a friend and I went to this guy's house because he wanted to buy a couple of puppies and guess who's car was used. Later when we took them out of the box two gigantic piles of dog poop fell onto my seat. I lysoled and frebeezed the hell out of the car. Then I drove all over God's creation for various other chores I won't go into here. Now I am watching Office Space again.
Later a friend and I went to this guy's house because he wanted to buy a couple of puppies and guess who's car was used. Later when we took them out of the box two gigantic piles of dog poop fell onto my seat. I lysoled and frebeezed the hell out of the car. Then I drove all over God's creation for various other chores I won't go into here. Now I am watching Office Space again.
tatum:
Eww he could have at least cleaned it up for you! 