"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all of the impersonators would be dead"
-Johnny Carson
-Johnny Carson
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Tuesday Sep 27, 2005
That's it for me. I'm outta here kids. Get me on myspace or something
No you cant have everything.... but if your creative in your wishful thinking you can have some things.. I currently want a ride in someone's apache helicopter... I dont think thats far reaching!