pogarita

I drank until I sang Journey's "Lights" karaoke, then hugged about 15 random guys. Next I gave away one of my favorite bracelets, then got it back, then had a few more shots, then made $24 singing Hotel California, then fell in the parking lot. After puking on the side of my friend's car I rolled out into my front yard and screamed about going to the hospital and rolled my face in my own puddles of barf. I woke up in my bathtub, soaked in god knows what, changed clothes and went back to bed. I never want to drink again.