So I had an interesting dream last night. Skipping the nonessential portions, I was riding in the passenger seat of a big passenger van returning home from a trip with Cairo and various people from my bartending academy. There were two vans and mine was at the front. The drivers, it turns out, hijacked the vans. My driver starts speeding, sets the sides of the van on fire, and simultaneously swerves to roll the van in front of a court building. He was trying to light the torch in front of the courthouse, which didnt work cause who the fuck can control a swerving van. He gets out of the van, lights the torch with his personal lighter, and runs away. I get out of the van, call the cops, and see all the other passengers get out too. No one was seriously injured. An ambulance rushes to us, tho we didnt need it. We all reconvened in my aunts house (with different furniture of course cause dreams always do that). Cairo is getting interviewed by the detective out on the porch while the rest of us are eating and playing poker in the dinning room. Cairo busts back in cause she is hot and wants to take her coat off. Truth be told, the detective is gorgeous and its chilly out. She just wanted to show off her erect nipples. We giggle and converse about this as the detective asks the group about an Irish whiskey, to which all us bartending brats yelled out Jamesons. And thus ends my dream.
Analyzing this dream, I can say:
1 I watched the Olympics before bed
2 I ate before I went to bed
3 My mother called to tell me about family dinner (hence the aunts house)
4 I watched celebrity poker earlier that day, a lot
5 I called Cairo earlier that day
6 I watch Law and Order: SVU almost every night
and 7 I have a very fucked up subconscious
So, how was everyones weekend?
Analyzing this dream, I can say:
1 I watched the Olympics before bed
2 I ate before I went to bed
3 My mother called to tell me about family dinner (hence the aunts house)
4 I watched celebrity poker earlier that day, a lot
5 I called Cairo earlier that day
6 I watch Law and Order: SVU almost every night
and 7 I have a very fucked up subconscious
So, how was everyones weekend?
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cairo:
You seem to have forgotten that we had a discussion about my perky nipples a week or two ago (maybe at the game?). That adds to the dream weirdness!
notthellama:
i had a lovely weekend. thnx.