I had a dream last night about going back to school. I've got a short list of ideas for my return...
- Doesn't matter where I am, the student union, class, the dining hall; always be holding a red cup in my hand. Always.
- Drink bottles of Red Wine in the student unions. Apparently nobody realizes it's not a dry campus.
- Go to lots of free movies. I earned it.
- Find a personal assistant a la Van Wilder. That's who I am after all.
- Be the "homecoming" king. That's Mr. to you.
- When everyone else pulls out a laptop I'm going to pull out a type writer. Now i have to find one that isn't electronic first. Wish me luck.
- Doesn't matter where I am, the student union, class, the dining hall; always be holding a red cup in my hand. Always.
- Drink bottles of Red Wine in the student unions. Apparently nobody realizes it's not a dry campus.
- Go to lots of free movies. I earned it.
- Find a personal assistant a la Van Wilder. That's who I am after all.
- Be the "homecoming" king. That's Mr. to you.
- When everyone else pulls out a laptop I'm going to pull out a type writer. Now i have to find one that isn't electronic first. Wish me luck.