During my stint in the wonderful world of Corporate phone tech support, we talked about issuing corp execs etch-a-sketches to reduce the number weird and wonderful technical knots they could get themselves into, but not out off, without large amounts of our time.
Somebody came up with this, still LOL when I read it:
<i>Frequently Asked Questions at Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support
Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up, turn it upside down, and shake it.
Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up, turn it upside down, and shake it.
Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up, turn it upside down, and shake it.
Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it.
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Somebody came up with this, still LOL when I read it:
<i>Frequently Asked Questions at Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support
Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up, turn it upside down, and shake it.
Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up, turn it upside down, and shake it.
Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up, turn it upside down, and shake it.
Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it.
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