poemelyric

Some funny tattoo banter that I still am laughing at today... LOL

When doing my latest tattoo, the tattoo outline went below my bra line. My tattoo guy, Joe (don't worry, he's happily married with 4 kids), was like "I'm going to have to unhook your bra". I was a bit hesitant cause the last guy that unhooked my bra took me for well over $2000. So it was like "I'll pull it down more so that you can put the stencil on". He was like "damn, I really wanted to unhook your bra". I think this guy is the ginchiest so I was like "It's $5 to unhook my bra. I'll tell you later what $20 gets you..." LOL. He looks at my friend with a raised eyebrow and was like "Really???" My friend was like "Don't look at me, I already know what she'll do for $20."

Fast forward to the end of the session. I give him my standard $100 tip and he pulls out $20, waves it at me and is like "What would you do now??" I started rolling. When I was done with my fit of laughter, I was like "It's kind like that question, 'What would you do for a Klondike bar'"... He was like "The question is, what haven't I done for less???"

I just thought that was funny. I hope I've put a little smile on your face