pocketrocket

~A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.~
its been a lil over a week an i am just getting around to updating sorry
~whats new...hmmm......well, been getting a lot of things done,those things that you keep putting off,an off until..you know they turn on you. this time however,i got them first (blows smoke off finger tip)
~july 31st is the annual blessing of the cars for any other gear heads out there besides me,its a great kustom/kounter kulture show with plenty to do ,to see,an to meet an greet,an eat. im really looking forward to that, i get to solicit myself for some pinstrippin,an finish my ride before then...less see,what else, oh!
someone very very very dear to me said something that i have never heard before an it made me feel really special,to be honest it took my breath away,an left this feeling inside like i might never feel this way again~this same angel, has said a few things to me that no one ever has~kinda makes you want to take a bullet for ppl like that-she of course knows i would ,as long as it wasnt in my lips becasue i would love to kiss her before dying......"alas bartleby,alas humanity"
so i guess for some fun things to readthink bumbperstickers:
100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
~2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2. ~
2 rules to success in life. 1. Don't tell people everything you know. ~
24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence?
3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
A $1000 stereo will protect a $.20 fuse by blowing first.
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of a poor memory.
A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.
A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.
A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
A hangover: the wrath of grapes.
A helicopter is a collection of rotating parts going round and round and reciprocating parts going up and down - all of them trying to become random in motion.
A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a "brief."
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying.
A little Gray Hair is a small price to pay for this much Wisdom.
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the ass...
A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
A psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.
A schoolteacher is a disillusioned woman who used to think she liked children.
A short cut is the longest distance between two points.
A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant