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Smiley Song Time!

Old Mister Johnson had troubles of his own
had a yellow which wouldn't leave s home;
tried and tried to give the away,
gave it to a goin' far, far away.

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But the came back the very next day,
The came back, we thought was a goner
But the came back; just wouldn't stay away.
Yeah, yeah yeah

The around the corner swore 'd kill the on sight,
loaded up his shotgun with nails and dynamite;
waited and waited for the to come around,
Ninety seven pieces of the is all found.

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gave to a little boy with a dollar note,
Told him for to take up the river in a boat;
tied a rope around s neck, must have weighed a pound
Now drag the river for a little boy that's drowned.

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gave to a going up in a balloon,
told him for to take to the in the moon;
The balloon came down about ninety miles away,
Where is now, well dare not say.

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gave to a going way out West,
Told him for to take to the one d the best;
First the train hit the curve, then jumped the rail,
Not a soul was left behind to tell the gruesome tale.

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The had some company one night out in the yard,
Someone threw a boot-jack, and threw mighty hard;
caught the behind the ear, thought rather slight,
When along came a brick-bat and knocked the out of sight

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Away across the ocean did send the at last,
Vessel only out a day and making water fast;
People all began to pray, the boat began to toss,
A great big gust of wind came by and every soul was lost.

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On a telegraph wire, sparrows sitting in a bunch,
The was feeling hungry, thought 'd like 'em for a lunch;
Climbing softly up the pole, and when reached the top,
Put her foot upon the electric wire, which tied her in a knot.

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The was a possessor of a family of s own,
With seven little kittens till there came a cyclone;
Blew the houses all apart and tossed the around,
The air was full of kittens, and not a one was ever found.

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The atom bomb fell just the other day,
The H-Bomb fell in the very same way;
Russia went, England went, and then the U.S.A.
The hu race was finished without a chance to pray.

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