So me and some friends decided to celebrate a little mardi gras last night with some 151. I met up with Big J, the two Scotts and Daddy Andy late in the evening. We figured it would be nice to head to the Big Easy, but with me driving we ended up in Tennessee. If I would have kept driving we might have ended up on Mars. Back on the right path we were sidetracked by a Yogi Berra and Richard Pryor performance at the Alamo. Big J then wanted to see a Terms of Endearment play adaptation with Jesse Ventura and Gary Oldman. After that we got lost again and were forced to get directions from some people who worked at Media One. Well they didnt know what the hell they were talking about we later found out. After some time totally lost and nowhere, we picked up a hitchhiker, just some Gigolo, and his two dogs, a Rottwieler and a Rhodesian Ridgeback. Adorable they were. Well Daddy Andy sucked on what he thought was some helium from the guy, but it turned out to be hydrogen and both ended up looking like Jim Morrison in the nineties. At that point we decided it would be best to head back to CO. But then one of the Scotts mentioned that Sunshine was in Las Vegas, so we met up with her. She was hanging out with these three doosh-bags who looked like they should be on some CSI show. They said they played in a heavy metal band called Death Row which didnt make sense, but Big J and Scott validated everything they said. Sunshine had us try some tea she had shipped in from Sri Lanka. Big J later said Sunshine reminded him of Whoopi Golderg, but I think he was starting to lose his pants at that point, so to speak, from the tea. Before the night rolled to an end and we went our separate ways, we stopped in Denver for some nuggets. Lucky for we poor beggars there was a banquet at Hotel Exile on Mainstreet. Halfway through the meal, Sunshine started a fight with some punks and got us all in a brawl.. So we ended the night with sticky fingers and a little black and blue from the fight. But no worries, we all went home feeling like winners.
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lilamysunshine:
You know, it's one of my goals in life to cause people to lose their pants from tea. Well done.
ramby:
haha thx for making me laugh
