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Thursday Oct 13, 2005

Oct 13, 2005
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I once blew up a phone booth. True Story.

My Father owns a crunstruction company and they use an explosive kind of like T.N.T. So growing up around the company I learned a few tricks. It was very easy. A little piece of BOOM BOOM, a FUSE, and an IGNITER SWITCH.

All the fine ingrediants for a nice fireworks display.

At least I think.

Any way, it was a Monday night. Wrestling was over THE ROCK kicked some major ass and I was bored. So I snuck out, took my Dad's work truck and went out for a pack of smokes and some Jack In The Box tacos.

I didn't even plan on blowing anything up.

So I'm on my way, Creadence blaring on the radio and I see the phone booth. One of the old school ones you go in and shut the door. Like Superman used to change in. I got so angry, I backed into it pinning the doors shut.

I set up the DOOMSDAY device, and sought out SAFE ground.

I finnished my TACOS first, had a SMOKE. Then I hooked up the switch.

Then a little TWIST........BOOM!!!!!

It was the FUCKING FOURTH OF JULY.

I might mention that I blew up my Dad's truck. I kind of forgot to move it to a safe distance. That was the BEST part.

The truck launched aout FORTY feet in the air, spinning around then landing with a THUNDEROUS CRASH right on top of the phone booth. The thing was OBLITERATED.

Did I mention that me EX-Girlfriend was in it?

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devildoll:
I had me going all the way up to point where you mentioned that you're ex-girlfriend was inside. You're not a bad storyteller, my friend! haha.

And that is sooo weird because I just watched that movie Butterfly Effect, and your story totally reminded me of that. That movie was such a TRIP! I can't stop thinking about it. Have you seen it?
Oct 14, 2005
christar222:
i love a good story
Oct 14, 2005

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